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Hoover Poems - Poems about Hoover


Premium Member LARRY BERNARD HOOVER IS ABSOLUTELY NO LONGER A THREAT TO ANYONE
THE GANGSTER DISCIPLES ARE NO LONGER UNDER MR. LARRY HOOVER THE NEW LEADERS ARE CONTROLLING THE GANGSTER DISCIPLES FROM A LESSER GOD JAY TOWNSEND JOHNSON HENRY CATRINA BELL MIKISSICK TAYCHEEDAH WOMANS PRISON MY STALKER CORRUPT OFFICERS NIECE QUEEN PIN OF WISCONSIN HIGH RANKING FEMALE QUEEN PIN GANGSTER DISCIPLE FEMALE LEADER CONTROLLING THE GANGSTER DISCIPLES ON...

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Categories: hoover, allah,
Form: Naat
Premium Member Hoover or Kirby Correctional payoffs
Rather Galesburg Joliet Terrehaute Florence Colorado to the shores of Bogotá flushing heroin fentanyl through the gates behind bars thee corrupt prison ran by gang leaders paying off prison guards you can ask yourself what brand to buy into Hoover vacuum’s are reliable American made while Kirby Brands offers negligence falsifying death row inmates finally...

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Categories: hoover, allah, confidence,
Form: Masnavi



Dusk hoover ring dawn ting task of badinage
Dusk hoover ring dawn ting task of badinage... This hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith, (i.e. the babbling dad) coon sitters hyperbole insync as acceptable literary playfulness, no matter figurative persiflage bespeaks, expresses, invokes, jimmy's... simultaneously stretching limits credulity (think courtesy metaphorical crowbar) teases out apropos exaggeration after quaffing vermilion vintage vermouth without shadow of doubt signifying untruth merely relishes using...

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Categories: hoover, 12th grade, addiction, adventure,
Form: Rhyme
I Am Ill Eke Quipped To Dusk Hoover Dawn Ting Task of Badinage
I am ill eke quipped to dusk hoover dawn ting task of badinage Indentured gumption forsaken courtesy each pulled wisdom-tooth this hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith, (i.e. the babbling dad) coon sitters hyperbole nsync as acceptable literary playfulness, no matter figurative persiflage bespeaks, expresses, invokes, jimmy's... simultaneously stretching limits credulity (think courtesy metaphorical crowbar) teases out apropos exaggeration after...

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Categories: hoover, 12th grade, adventure, appreciation,
Form: Rhyme
Hoover Moover
Sucked off by his vacuum cleaner Vicar Jefs' wiener went leaner His parish aghast Told the cops, "Come fast" The Judge called a Miss de Meanor* (n.b., Baptist Jefs is now a Registered Sex Offender so guard your vacuum cleaner! ...

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Categories: hoover, humor,
Form: Limerick



I Am Ill Eke Quipped To Dusk Hoover Dawn Ting Task of Badinage
This hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith, (i.e. the babbling dad) coon sitters hyperbole nsync as acceptable literary playfulness, no matter figurative persiflage bespeaks, expresses, invokes, jimmy's... simultaneously stretching limits credulity (think courtesy metaphorical crowbar) teases out apropos exaggeration after quaffing vermilion vintage vermouth without shadow of doubt signifying untruth merely relishes using me pickled brine as a practiced po' wit,...

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Categories: hoover, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Hoover V Vacuum
If all Life exists in a vacuum Then Hoover stole a march On all of us Before anyone else could And patented the name For gain Because we equate value in a brand and a name Matter's not of the quality of what they are selling is Absolutely second rate tatt we will buy it anyway So long as it makes us believe and we can...

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Categories: hoover, slam,
Form: Free verse
Dusk Hoover Ring Dawn Ting Task of Badinage
Dusk hoover ring dawn ting task of badinage... This hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith, (i.e. the babbling dad) coon sitters hyperbole insync as acceptable literary playfulness, no matter figurative persiflage bespeaks, expresses, invokes, jimmy's... simultaneously stretching limits credulity (think courtesy metaphorical crowbar) teases out apropos exaggeration after quaffing vermilion vintage vermouth without shadow of doubt signifying untruth merely relishes using...

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Categories: hoover, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Hoover Dam
Immense dam blocking river water flow, thou structure showing great restraining force, now ever show your swirling blades below to power lines drawn o'er extending course. And ye do make an irrigation stream for rows that grow vast bumper yields of kind. Such harvest answer gold, a farmer's dream all seen since made canals and fields do bind. Your lake gives place for...

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Categories: hoover, appreciation,
Form: Sonnet
Hoover Dam
Immense dam blocking river water flow, thou structure showing great restraining force, now ever show your swirling blades below to power lines drawn o'er extending course. And ye do make an irregation stream for rows that grow vast bumper yields of kind. Such harvest answer gold, a farmer's dream all seen since made canals and fields do bind. Your lake gives place for...

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Categories: hoover, appreciation,
Form: Sonnet
The Old House On Hoover Street
~THE OLD HOUSE ON HOOVER STREET~ There it sat empty and sad Windows shattered and the bottom one boarded up There it sat helpless and alone No one there to protect its contents A shabby two story on one of the most sinful streets in these parts A dilapidated shack with its heart ripped out Who dare go there now but demons...

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Categories: hoover, absence, eulogy, poverty,
Form: Elegy
Hoover Havoc
There once was a witch in Vancouver Who traded her broom for a hoover. She encountered a glitch When she turned on the switch 'Cause the hoover took off and pursued her....

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Categories: hoover, fantasy, funny,
Form: Limerick
Hi Yo, Hoover, Away!
Once a witch with a wart on her nose, And with runners in her pantyhose, Went and traded her broom For a Hoover vacuum. Where she hoovered to, nobody knows....

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Categories: hoover, children, funny, seasons,
Form: Limerick

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