Wife Hilarious Poems

Mum said "birds of a feather flock together" 
so I searched for a man who liked similar weather 
until Dad stressed "opposites attract" 
and I...

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This is a story about Barry Hunt
Who tried to pull off a remarkable stunt
He tried a bungee-jump without using a rope
He then fell to the...

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I was thinking the other day.
What if the President came to stay.

As I set and fiddle my finger.
These questions began to linger.

I would welcome him...

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from SELL OUT
Nick Armbrister 

Cry Scry
She loves him beyond compare
He loves her beyond his eyeballs
She moans and complains
He swears and bangs about
They belong together

In Karmic...

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It was one of those days

Started with the shower

She wanted to join me

Which in any other day would’ve been great

But her best friend was sharing...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill

This was never in dispute

It was how Jack fell down

With severe lacerations to his crown

That the jury had to...

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Hal is a catfisher.
He has had lots of dates this month.
He cannot believe how fast women are these days.
They practically tear your pants off.

He poses...

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Instead of acting like you’re in mourning
Add a smile and say good morning

Instead of walking around with a frown
You can be happy without being a...

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The more I think the more I'm sure
The odds were stacked as all can see,
The Media's rotten to the core
At least on that we should...

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You know I had to
leave by 1:00.
I had a date with 
Somethang Special.
So I decided to
plow both sides of the 
ole circle feild
down by
Suttle's place.
i...

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Does an eager hand feel a throbbing heartbeat truly divine
making a lover's promise under a swaying, balmy pine?
Why look at blinking stars that aren't amazingly...

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Doug Heffernan
A goofy and humorous man
He spurred belly laughs with every show
Sad when the King of sitcom had to go

Carrie Heffernan
A wife and workaholic with...

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Different Days
A day like no other for several reasons
I found out my wife is a man with a hidden 

A day like no other for...

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What could be funnier than standing in a corner,
Staring at the wall, while your spouse watches crazy.
This wife of a husband, I was like a...

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once a wise monkey named stan
dreamt of becoming a man
so to fool all the rest
taped a note to his chest
my wife use to date tarzan.
...

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