Kamori Clap

You know I had to leave by 1:00. I had a date with Somethang Special. So I decided to plow both sides of the ole circle feild down by Suttle's place. i got the edges first cause I knew Ole Sutle's wife did laundry on Wedsday,. Well anyway I got about all but done when i looked over across the feild and saw them two knucleheaded Gals out there throwing red tomatos at Old Suttle's wifes freshly clean clothes. I yelled o'er there a said, stop that you two damn Gals. They looked and me a gave some hand jesture, and told that tall one "you couldn't wet yo' self wiff water" Ya'll best be gone, cause I'm aah tellin Ole Suttler's wife ya'lls doings" that ole Hussy Gal told me "Blank you!" waving her midlle finger at me. I told "Ole Sutter's wife and she delt wiff them Smupetts: cussing them out and yelling. They got on there motorbike and left. Wear those hiked up spandex shorts, lordy be something going on round year!