Affairs Don'T Last When Commitment Is Shunned

Does an eager hand feel a throbbing heartbeat truly divine making a lover's promise under a swaying, balmy pine? Why look at blinking stars that aren't amazingly crystalline? Isn't your wish another dream sparkling with starshine? Cross those hands and embody the fidelity of a Caroline, mix reality with dreams and all failures to divide dwine; think how sweet was the fleeting kiss of that young Roseline, her body was seductive, but her mouth was a real landmine. Brides seem happy when their mates play Frankenstein, but their jealousy hushes the faint voice of a thirty-nine old girl on the other line shouting obscenities at Evangeline; most wives won't excuse their husbands with a witty punchline! Affairs don't last when commitment is shunned after drinking a strong wine, a drunken person can't make a distinction between a dog and a feline; here comes Kataline with her rolling pin with the angry look of a Delphyne: " You've sworn your fidelity to me, not to a tramp you've found on Loveline! "