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Rain Hilarious Poems

These Rain Hilarious poems are examples of Hilarious poems about Rain. These are the best examples of Hilarious Rain poems written by international poets.

Make No Mistake We All Make Mistakes

Have you ever been forgetful
When you're busy with a lot on your mind
As I do from time to time
Or just like me a scatterbrain

Like talking...

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Categories: angst, character, funny, hilarious,

Daily Writing: Write About Rain

Raindrop keeps falling
On my head..
But it isn't rain
It's urine
and some drunk guy mistook my
tent for a portapotty

It's so ing hot and humid
and now my tent...

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Categories: anger, hilarious,

Bicycle Poem - 2

A wobble waiting in the shed
A joke cracked by Victorian comedians
A test of youthful instability
A trial by tarmac

An unyielding seat with changing views
A wetter way...

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Categories: analogy, funny, hilarious, imagery,

Rain Boot

Showing off
On streets cum dress
Has season need to laugh
What winter's winds fly to bless
Summer's sun dry to boost in style
Of both, season still don't shun...

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Categories: africa, endurance, environment, hilarious,

Crawl Back Inside Your Mum

Political correctness because we can’t be offended 
We want freedom because freedom is splendid 
Speaking my mind and you don’t like it, 
oh and you...

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Categories: hilarious, humor, people, perspective,

Snowflakes

My mother does not believe in snow
When the news mention that it will snow
She thinks it must be a hoax or worse a conspiracy theory

Philadelphia...

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Categories: faith, family, hilarious, irony,

Drunk As a Skunk

Drink to the rain falling down
Drink to the tears of a clown
Drink to get drunk
Drunk as a skunk
Drinks on the skunk, he's buyin' a round!

Has...

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Categories: animal, drink, hilarious, humor,

It's a Mad World- In a Lancashire Accent

IT’S A MAD WORLD In a Lancashire Accent.

I went to the Confectioners today, there was a long queue outside, a metre apart, and it had...

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Categories: crazy, food, funny, hilarious,

The Bud Is Out of the Ground

God! You see, the bud is out of the ground           
It looks so fresh, joyful,...

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Categories: hilarious, encouraging, endurance, growing up,

Nature Picnic Setting--

Ants and Picnics
Apples and oranges
Summer cookouts
Grandma’s homemade, lemonade
Daddy’s barbecuing
And when it’s all said and done the thunder and rain comes
Its summertime
Raining now
So we all grab...

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Categories: hilarious, analogy, appreciation, cute, food,

Asylum

Like the Rain running to earth for asylum
Like the Birds setting on trees for asylum
Like the Sun taking in sky asylum
Like the winds giving us...

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Categories: hilarious, destiny, discrimination, earth, emotions,

Phosphorescent Hair

So excited, I was to be going
to dance at Purdue U...
And on a blind date, too!
Aunt Angie mixed her magic hair
potion,
To turn me into a...

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Categories: color, death, hilarious, memory,

Recipe To Acquire Wet Dog Smell

Ah! The delicious delightful delectable smell of a wet dog.
Nothing like it.


If you do not have a dog, you can simulate this smell 
By dunking...

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Categories: hilarious, dog,

Juny Bug and the Haunted House

Juny Bug was a lady who most people considered insane 
but according to her mother she was well,... right as rain 
off to the ...

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Categories: adventure, hilarious,

Golden Years

Golden Years


Golden Years who’s kidding who
It’s a farce It’s just not true
Try us old folks to deceive
More like rust I do believe.

Take ARTHRITIS when your...

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Categories: age, body, hilarious, life,