Crawl Back Inside Your Mum
Political correctness because we can’t be offended
We want freedom because freedom is splendid
Speaking my mind and you don’t like it,
oh and you cry too I am delighted
issues in your head
have you running and hiding
misuse what I said
now I’m ammo providing
Equality is for those equally qualified
watching the stupid as they forever multiply
Ignorant know-it-alls
who never know they are fools
only the stupid ones
make the rest miserable
Too dumb to understand
they are dumb individuals
Growing self belief
they are performing rare miracles
Professional specialists
the capacity minimal
Or special professionals
you can openly ridicule
selectively make it about gender or race
when I singled you out and said it straight to your face
if you did what you did it’s about nobody else
but you need the herd to share it out away from your self
suits you to group with the advantage it sells
to turn all traditional when the reward offers Hell
equality says all the women fight wars
while men stay at home becoming Mr. Indoors
painting their beard on just like your eyebrows are flawed
until a man becomes Queen and the princess is called George
the ladies build buildings in the rain when it pours
telling mix gender people no one cares about yours
gays wanting marriage from a religion so savage
why want religious rights when all they cause you is damage
Faith is a football team you support but don’t challenge
they never win cups or leagues no skill is apparent
supporters of Brexit getting labelled like Trump
remain make a point in these years always to slump
Brexit is the long term but you’re blind to the sun
and for all those I upset look a finger just one
sit on my finger, you’ll have some fabulous fun
if you don’t like offence go crawl back inside your mum!
I’ll come and visit you later I’ll be shouting I’m done
As she comes around the mountain and collapses all numb!
I’m the bloke who will poke
It’s a your mother joke
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