Crawl Back Inside Your Mum

Political correctness because we can’t be offended We want freedom because freedom is splendid Speaking my mind and you don’t like it, oh and you cry too I am delighted issues in your head have you running and hiding misuse what I said now I’m ammo providing Equality is for those equally qualified watching the stupid as they forever multiply Ignorant know-it-alls who never know they are fools only the stupid ones make the rest miserable Too dumb to understand they are dumb individuals Growing self belief they are performing rare miracles Professional specialists the capacity minimal Or special professionals you can openly ridicule selectively make it about gender or race when I singled you out and said it straight to your face if you did what you did it’s about nobody else but you need the herd to share it out away from your self suits you to group with the advantage it sells to turn all traditional when the reward offers Hell equality says all the women fight wars while men stay at home becoming Mr. Indoors painting their beard on just like your eyebrows are flawed until a man becomes Queen and the princess is called George the ladies build buildings in the rain when it pours telling mix gender people no one cares about yours gays wanting marriage from a religion so savage why want religious rights when all they cause you is damage Faith is a football team you support but don’t challenge they never win cups or leagues no skill is apparent supporters of Brexit getting labelled like Trump remain make a point in these years always to slump Brexit is the long term but you’re blind to the sun and for all those I upset look a finger just one sit on my finger, you’ll have some fabulous fun if you don’t like offence go crawl back inside your mum! I’ll come and visit you later I’ll be shouting I’m done As she comes around the mountain and collapses all numb! I’m the bloke who will poke It’s a your mother joke