Juny Bug and the Haunted House

Juny Bug was a lady who most people considered insane but according to her mother she was well,... right as rain off to the shrink she went, needed help and needed it soon a bespectacled little scrunch said, "your feeling blue Ms. June, " "and I hear you got a haunted house inside you, hmmm?" Juny Bug places one hand on her left breast, ghost number one ! then it flies to the right breast, " this one is chewing gum!" "scoff not Dr. Caz " she says, got a ghost in my navel, he screams go ahead peer inside my eye a disconsolate zombie clean and clean "and I hear you got a haunted house inside you, hmmm?" She sticks out her spongy tongue, "do you see it Dr. Caz?" while the therapist selfthinks , "she belongs in Alcatraz!" off the couch she springs clapping her hands above her head "you got to help me Doc, I cannot rest until they're all dead " "and I hear you got a haunted house inside you, hmmm?" Juny Bug slaps him silly "what you do that for?" said the big caloop "there was a ghost in there Sir, eating a pink and purple frootloop" "You owe me one hundred dollars Doc, I saved your freakin life " He just stared at her, "incredulous" he says, "perhaps I need a wife?" "You think you got a haunted house in there but your tiny as a mouse!" She grins with a flaky smile, "Don't you see, I am the haunted house! " The End. 08/13/2018