Juny Bug and the Haunted House
Juny Bug was a lady who most people considered insane
but according to her mother she was well,... right as rain
off to the shrink she went, needed help and needed it soon
a bespectacled little scrunch said, "your feeling blue Ms. June, "
"and I hear you got a haunted house inside you, hmmm?"
Juny Bug places one hand on her left breast, ghost number one !
then it flies to the right breast, " this one is chewing gum!"
"scoff not Dr. Caz " she says, got a ghost in my navel, he screams
go ahead peer inside my eye a disconsolate zombie clean and clean
"and I hear you got a haunted house inside you, hmmm?"
She sticks out her spongy tongue, "do you see it Dr. Caz?"
while the therapist selfthinks , "she belongs in Alcatraz!"
off the couch she springs clapping her hands above her head
"you got to help me Doc, I cannot rest until they're all dead "
"and I hear you got a haunted house inside you, hmmm?"
Juny Bug slaps him silly "what you do that for?" said the big caloop
"there was a ghost in there Sir, eating a pink and purple frootloop"
"You owe me one hundred dollars Doc, I saved your freakin life "
He just stared at her, "incredulous" he says, "perhaps I need a wife?"
"You think you got a haunted house in there but your tiny as a mouse!"
She grins with a flaky smile, "Don't you see, I am the haunted house! "
The End.
08/13/2018
Copyright © Mystic Rose Rose | Year Posted 2018
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