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Recipe To Acquire Wet Dog Smell

Ah! The delicious delightful delectable smell of a wet dog. Nothing like it. If you do not have a dog, you can simulate this smell By dunking a down pillow into a swimming pool for a few days. Let it dry almost totally, but not completely and Then try sleeping with it. Wet dog smell. Nothing like it. I ought to know. She is sitting on my lap as I type.

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M. L. Kiser

Date: 1/13/2019 1:34:00 PM

I have honestly, never smelled a duck or a pillow that smelled this way. It must be something in the pool chemicals that creates it. Ah well, I'll have to try the recipe and see for myself.

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 1/13/2019 2:19:00 PM

If you do decide to try, use someone else's pillow, and do not admit to anything. I am running out of jail money for my friends.

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 1/13/2019 9:51:00 AM

Lol! Too cute ;)

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 1/13/2019 10:00:00 AM

And I know you can picture this black semi-wet cocker spaniel sitting here haughtily why I try my best to hit the right keys, and she strives to hit all of the wrong ones.