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Favorite Ogden Nash, Will Rogers and Robert Frost Horn Haiku
...when i was a sage would want to take advantage of poems i manage while being a sage would write my poems page by page which was latest rage with capacity poems had much tenacity for sagac......
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James Horn
Categories:
hemorrhoid,
allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
Manage My Advantage with much Plantage Horn Haiku
...when with much plantage would want to take advantage of poems i manage while being a sage would write my poems page by page which was latest rage with capacity would have much tenacity fo......
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James Horn
Categories:
hemorrhoid,
allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
Trees Caused Me to Sneeze and Wheeze
...poems should start writing after each one are sighting will be inviting when breeze blows through trees will always cause me to sneeze later also wheeze increased light incandescent would ......
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James Horn
Categories:
hemorrhoid,
allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
A Real Technology Expert
...I am not technically challenged I am merely being tested Well, that’s my story anyway There are those who would beg to differ So let them Who cares? I may not know all there is to know ......
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Ellen Gwaltney Bales
Categories:
hemorrhoid,
age, change, computer, internet,
Form:
Free verse
I Loathe Feeling Under the Weather
...I loathe feeling under the weather..., especially when nasty elephant (named Thomas the pachyderm) stomping to break loose courtesy tether, where antibodies of mine struggle to band together......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
hemorrhoid,
12th grade, adventure, animal,
Form:
Rhyme
The Man On the Moon
...The man on the moon knew he could get ruined, if he couldn’t get back to his cocoon. Was he maroon on the cocoon. Or just an illusion for a conclusion. It could’ve been all a delusion without a c......
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Psychic Medium Spasoff Show
Categories:
hemorrhoid,
cheer up, crazy, encouraging,
Form:
Free verse
Are You Sitting Comfortably - Gross Humour Warning
...I’m dining with my cousin Giles Who disclosed he’d terrible piles He’s wriggly and twitchy Cos his butt’s so itchy His visage is sad, there’s no smiles He’d tried using soft marga......
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Jan Allison
Categories:
hemorrhoid,
body, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
False Alarm - Both Audio and Text
...On a cold and misty morning…cloudy…dark…and gray, I woke up very early…couldn’t sleep. I’d lain awake much longer than I usually did that night…I’d even tried that good old counting sheep. As I r......
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Mark Stellinga
Categories:
hemorrhoid,
humor,
Form:
Verse
Cat Sitter
...My hemorrhoid cushion looks a lot like our black cat curled up on my recliner So, I am always worried about sitting on her Although she w......
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Craig Sipe
Categories:
hemorrhoid,
cat,
Form:
Free verse
February 29th, 2020
...alternately titled: 207th leap year since 1582 the year Pope Gregory XIII world leader (i.e. essentially paterfamilias among Roman Catholic flock) timely maneuvered around calendrical rock and......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
hemorrhoid,
celebration, february, humanity, march,
Form:
Verse
February 29th, 2020
...February 29th, 2020 alternately titled: 207th leap year since 1582 the year Pope Gregory XIII world leader (i.e. essentially paterfamilias among Roman Catholic flock) timely maneuvered around ......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
hemorrhoid,
11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Avoid Having a Hemmorhoid
...Avoid Having a Hemorrhoid We always avoid having a hemorrhoid, Even if bothered or became annoyed; Inside dwelling, Much swelling; Never enjoyed so do have destroyed. Jim Horn......
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James Horn
Categories:
hemorrhoid,
allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Then What Are You
...holding on to the shirt sleeve of my supervisor i repeatedly asked him what am i what am i he being annoyed aggravatedly stated he didn't know so i told him i'm a hemorrhoid......
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Jeff Connelly
Categories:
hemorrhoid,
muse,
Form:
I do not know?
July Twenty Fifth, Ninety Ninety Six
...Xxvi+ marriage anniversary (mine) recalls first disastrous date with future missus approximately waltzing matt tilde two dozen plus years ago Tex Mex Connection 201 E Walnut Street North ......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
hemorrhoid,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Free verse
The Great Space Race
...*RED ALERT! ENTERING DICTIONARY NEBULA!* We dream of the day we can travel freely through space, To expand mankind and forever leave our birthplace, New adventures and da......
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Mark Weismantel
Categories:
hemorrhoid,
adventure, fun, future, imagination,
Form:
Rubaiyat
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