Hemorrhoid Poems - Poems about Hemorrhoid

Doctor Strange Glove

...Just last night I awoke from a dream
Sat up in bed and started to scream
Like a funeral pyre
It set my hole on fire
I sure could use some hemorrhoid cream

But I went to the doctor instead 
He...

February 29th, 2024

...February 29th, 2024

Alternately titled: 111th leap year since 1582
the year Pope Gregory XIII world leader
(i.e. essentially paterfamilias among
Roman Catholic flock)
timely maneuvered around ...

Favorite Ogden Nash, Will Rogers and Robert Frost Horn Haiku

...when i was a sage
would want to take advantage
of poems i manage

while being a sage
would write my poems page by page
which was latest rage

with capacity
poems had much tenacity
for sagac...

Manage My Advantage with much Plantage Horn Haiku

...when with much plantage
would want to take advantage
of poems i manage

while being a sage
would write my poems page by page
which was latest rage

with capacity
would have much tenacity
fo...

Trees Caused Me to Sneeze and Wheeze

...poems should start writing
after each one are sighting
will be inviting

when breeze blows through trees
will always cause me to sneeze
later also wheeze

increased light incandescent
would ...

A Real Technology Expert

...I am not technically challenged
I am merely being tested
Well, that’s my story anyway
There are those who would beg to differ
So let them
Who cares?
I may not know all there is to know
...

I Loathe Feeling Under the Weather

...I loathe feeling under the weather...,

especially when nasty elephant 
(named Thomas the pachyderm)
stomping to break loose courtesy tether,
where antibodies of mine 
struggle to band together...

The Man On the Moon

...The man on the moon knew he could get ruined, if he couldn’t get back to his cocoon. 
Was he maroon on the cocoon. Or just an illusion for a conclusion. 
It could’ve been all a delusion without a c...

Are You Sitting Comfortably - Gross Humour Warning

...I’m dining with my cousin Giles
Who disclosed he’d terrible piles
He’s wriggly and twitchy
Cos his butt’s so itchy
His visage is sad, there’s no smiles

He’d  tried using soft marga...

Cat Sitter

...My hemorrhoid 

    cushion

looks a lot like

our black cat 

    curled up 

on my recliner

So, I am 

    always 

worried about 

   sitting 

   on her

Although 

she w...

February 29th, 2020

...alternately titled: 207th leap year since 1582

the year Pope Gregory XIII world leader
(i.e. essentially paterfamilias among
Roman Catholic flock)
timely maneuvered around calendrical rock
and...

February 29th, 2020

...February 29th, 2020
alternately titled: 207th leap year since 1582

the year Pope Gregory XIII world leader
(i.e. essentially paterfamilias among
Roman Catholic flock)
timely maneuvered around ...

Avoid Having a Hemmorhoid

...Avoid Having a Hemorrhoid

We always avoid having a hemorrhoid,
Even if bothered or became annoyed;
Inside dwelling,
Much swelling;
Never enjoyed so do have destroyed.

Jim Horn...

Then What Are You

...holding
on to the
shirt sleeve
of my supervisor 

i repeatedly
asked him
what am i
what am i

he being
annoyed
aggravatedly
stated he

didn't know
so i told
him i'm a
hemorrhoid...

July Twenty Fifth, Ninety Ninety Six

...Xxvi+ marriage  anniversary (mine)
recalls first disastrous
date with future missus
approximately waltzing 
matt tilde two dozen
plus years ago

Tex Mex Connection
201 E Walnut Street
North ...

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