Long Hemorrhoid Poems

This is the third time
I've read Beyond Religion:
Ethics
[non-sectarian, non-partisan, non-violent]
for A (not "The") Whole World
[ZeroZenZone Universe, psychological and politically eco-logical].

In the second, of two, sections,
the Dalai Lama discusses,
in most excruciating therapeutic detail,
emotional positive v negative...

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February 29th, 2024

Alternately titled: 111th leap year since 1582
the year Pope Gregory XIII world leader
(i.e. essentially paterfamilias among
Roman Catholic flock)
timely maneuvered around calendrical rock
and hard space implementing
viable system tracking years ad hoc
out of sync and...

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I loathe feeling under the weather...,

especially when nasty elephant 
(named Thomas the pachyderm)
stomping to break loose courtesy tether,
where antibodies of mine 
struggle to band together
loosely analogous to voters
standing in a queue
waiting to cast their vote
(while...

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Many Hikes with Three Mikes

After I had gone on many hikes
Ended up with these three Mikes
Meant to be,
Great all three,
Who I do know everyone likes.

Who I do have a Hoopy Do Review.

Jim Horn

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Charging and My...

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Xxvi+ marriage  anniversary (mine)
recalls first disastrous
date with future missus
approximately waltzing 
matt tilde two dozen
plus years ago

Tex Mex Connection
201 E Walnut Street
North Wales, Pennsylvania, 19454
every entree included beans
maybe refried or otherwise

effectively laid siege
mine delicate constitution
quickly...

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February 29th, 2020
alternately titled: 207th leap year since 1582

the year Pope Gregory XIII world leader
(i.e. essentially paterfamilias among
Roman Catholic flock)
timely maneuvered around calendrical rock
and hard space implementing
viable system tracking years ad hoc

out of sync and...

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alternately titled: 207th leap year since 1582

the year Pope Gregory XIII world leader
(i.e. essentially paterfamilias among
Roman Catholic flock)
timely maneuvered around calendrical rock
and hard space implementing
viable system tracking years ad hoc

out of sync and lock
step by...

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*RED ALERT! ENTERING DICTIONARY NEBULA!*

We dream of the day we can travel freely through space,
To expand mankind and forever leave our birthplace,
New adventures and dangers alike,
These are all things people are willing to embrace.

It would...

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aside from being worn 
     during mortal kombat firmly braced
full body armor suited up 
     with proctologists safely positioned
 
     most definitely
 ...

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The first time I had one
It really was not fun.
I called the doctor
and went right away.
I knew that, how is it hanging
was the first thing he would say.
And he did not let me down.
In fact...

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Following is the April 2012 Monthly Activity Report compiled by the TSA.
I appears that Fred Feely Fingers and his pals do a thorough job, I must say!
Those diligent and dedicated folks earn their pay according...

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Home of an Intangible Heart

Do you have a heart to hard to touch?
Things keep colliding and very much
Why be out in space like a big asteroid
Or hemorrhoid that you want to avoid.

Why have some people...

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Cheph111 NINETEEN 
Cheph111 NINETEEN 
 
NINETEEN 
 
The hemorrhoid belt is approaching us NOW the IOLA was so smart she was 
clucking her tongue and annoying even Android1OneCharlaX7 the ASTEROID 
belt is overtaking the ship...

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Redicule of a Loose Tool

Determined that if not enjoyed, it would be destroyed
And with another thought and idea became annoyed
When around with many things my mind has toyed
Invariably viewed will have eventually filled every void.

All...

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Could Be Convenient To Be Lenient

Could Be Convenient To Be Lenient,
Wherever we went with their consent;
We had enough money to be spent,
That put into our budget a big dent.

Hemorrhoid Horn Haiku

Always avoid
A paranoid who has
A...

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The man on the moon knew he could get ruined, if he couldn’t get back to his cocoon. 
Was he maroon on the cocoon. Or just an illusion for a conclusion. 
It could’ve been all...

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Remember that dude Little Boy Blue?
Well, he's a very good a friend of mine
We used to have all night jam sessions
Just to help ourselves unwind

Of course, you know he plays a horn
And I play the...

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when i was a sage
would want to take advantage
of poems i manage

while being a sage
would write my poems page by page
which was latest rage

with capacity
poems had much tenacity
for sagacity

had a head with bone (Bonehead)
either against...

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I’m dining with my cousin Giles
Who disclosed he’d terrible piles
He’s wriggly and twitchy
Cos his butt’s so itchy
His visage is sad, there’s no smiles

He’d  tried using soft margarine
This process had just made him scream
So he...

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when with much plantage
would want to take advantage
of poems i manage

while being a sage
would write my poems page by page
which was latest rage

with capacity
would have much tenacity
for sagacity

had a head with bone
either against wall would...

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I am not technically challenged
I am merely being tested
Well, that’s my story anyway
There are those who would beg to differ
So let them
Who cares?
I may not know all there is to know
About computers
About streaming
About smart phones
Who...

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They disclosed a hole today
A big black hole far, far, away 
Scientists, in wide eyed glee,
Said “this proves Einstein’s theory”. 
That states when mass is so compact 
What gets sucked in just won’t come back
And...

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Some use  hemorrhoid cream on their face
In my eyes,it is not the right place
But they ‘pile’ it all on
Till the tube is all gone
I won’t use our tube just in case

Just imagine if you’d...

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