Have Sex Poems - Poems about Have Sex

Have you ever wondered how fish have sex Males don't have sticky-out things as you might expect Feel sorry, I do Curiosity beaucoup Perhaps sperm whales could help in that respect...

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Allow DNA to stew for two billion years Names become important as you mature Stay clear of people called Frankenstein Nature comes equipped with multiple devices Most animals do not wear clothes Some are called on to know how to move Apparatuses are optional when nude Never use a credit card Stay clear of lightning, electrical wires Including things that catch on fire Safe...

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Begin by swinging from chandeliers when home Wear matching multicolored harlequin costumes Equip yourselves with harmonicas and bazookas Keep lubricants and trampolines near by for safety Practice lunar landings in your room to Resume your activities in the great outdoors Do sex outside in a car when retired Bring a partner and spare tire as required Avoid police if so inclined Drive eighty miles...

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"Would you have sex with me?" I asked the woman adorned in her dress of fine lace. She approached and proceeded to smack me right across my face. I saw another beautiful woman and asked her the very same thing, which resulted in my getting smacked across my face again. Over and over I asked many beautiful women the...

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To the tune of Cindi Lauper's "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" I wake up when the morning comes to my ever reliable hard ********. That's obvious evidence that will truly attest that boys just want to have sex. Yes, boys just want to have sex. I once went to use a public phone. The woman before me left behind the...

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