Have you ever wondered how fish have sex
Males don't have sticky-out things as you might expect
Feel sorry, I do
Curiosity beaucoup
Perhaps sperm whales could help in that respect
Allow DNA to stew for two billion years
Names become important as you mature
Stay clear of people called Frankenstein
Nature comes equipped with multiple devices
Most animals do not wear clothes
Some are called on to know how to move
Apparatuses are optional when nude
Never use a credit card
Stay clear of lightning, electrical wires
Including things that catch on fire
Safe sex depends on this
Remember to mate within your species
To carry on the lineage
"Would you have sex with me?" I asked the woman adorned in her dress of fine lace.
She approached and proceeded to smack me right across my face.
I saw another beautiful woman and asked her the very same thing,
which resulted in my getting smacked across my face again.
Over and over I asked many beautiful women the very same question,
and over and over the result for me was always the same.
I was then approached by a gentleman who then did ask,
"What are you, some sort of sick and deranged masochist?"
"No," I replied, "I'm an optimist.
It only takes one to answer Yes."
To the tune of Cindi Lauper's "Girls Just Want To Have Fun"
I wake up when the morning comes
to my ever reliable hard ********.
That's obvious evidence that will truly attest
that boys just want to have sex.
Yes, boys just want to have sex.
I once went to use a public phone.
The woman before me left behind the scent of her perfume.
I was immediately aroused I must confess.
because boys just want to have sex.
Yes, boys just want to have sex,
I wish my libido would disappear and die
because it's a major distraction. You want to know why?
I can't get anything done. I'm a royal mess.
Why is it that all boys, straight or gay just want to have sex?