How To Have Sex

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How To Have Sex

Allow DNA to stew for two billion years
Names become important as you mature 
Stay clear of people called Frankenstein
Nature comes equipped with multiple devices
Most animals do not wear clothes
Some are called on to know how to move
Apparatuses are optional when nude
Never use a credit card
Stay clear of lightning, electrical wires
Including things that catch on fire
Safe sex depends on this
Remember to mate within your species
To carry on the lineage

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Date: 7/1/2017 7:57:00 AM
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Earl Schumacker
Date: 7/1/2017 1:12:00 PM
Hi Sunita, Thanks! Glade you liked it. Some little recipe for life I whipped up on the spur of the moment for enjoyment. Have a great week end. Earl