Would You Have Sex With Me

"Would you have sex with me?" I asked the woman adorned in her dress of fine lace. She approached and proceeded to smack me right across my face. I saw another beautiful woman and asked her the very same thing, which resulted in my getting smacked across my face again. Over and over I asked many beautiful women the very same question, and over and over the result for me was always the same. I was then approached by a gentleman who then did ask, "What are you, some sort of sick and deranged masochist?" "No," I replied, "I'm an optimist. It only takes one to answer Yes."