Boys Just Want To Have Sex
To the tune of Cindi Lauper's "Girls Just Want To Have Fun"
I wake up when the morning comes
to my ever reliable hard ********.
That's obvious evidence that will truly attest
that boys just want to have sex.
Yes, boys just want to have sex.
I once went to use a public phone.
The woman before me left behind the scent of her perfume.
I was immediately aroused I must confess.
because boys just want to have sex.
Yes, boys just want to have sex,
I wish my libido would disappear and die
because it's a major distraction. You want to know why?
I can't get anything done. I'm a royal mess.
Why is it that all boys, straight or gay just want to have sex?
Copyright © Billy Thekidster | Year Posted 2011
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