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Haddock Poems

Haddock Poems - Below are popular examples of all types of haddock poetry to share and read. This list of poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, famous, and modern examples for haddock.

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Premium Member Fishy

Returing home from “The Fish And Chips Hut”
Hubby asks wife for sex just for the “halibut”
“No, not tonight sweetie,
Got a “haddock” and I'm sleepy”
Sounded “fishy” and he became despondent somewhat

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Categories: haddock, humorous,
Form: Limerick

A Fishy Tale
One night an octopus said,
Those whelks should be in bed.
Said the herring to the plaice,
Would you please say grace.
"I say" said a passing whale,
"Is that kipper for sale."
There is somethingvery odd,
Repied a bewildered cod.
"Excuse me" asked the shark,
"Did you hear...Read More
Categories: haddock, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
A Couple Of Nags
A Couple Of Nags

A couple of fellows who weren't very bright
Got terribly drunk in the pub one night
It gave them a bit of a shock of course
When in a drunk bet... They each won a horse

With just enough money for...Read More
Categories: haddock, animal, funny, horse,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Sage of Glasgow
 ~ I - I Arrive in Glasgow ~

When I arrived in Glasgow town
I knew nary a soul
So tired I's nearly fallin' down
Yet I'd no place to go 

I wandered up Buchanan street 
In hopes to find a bed
Or e'en...Read More
Categories: haddock, friendship, travel, wisdom,
Form: Lyric
Ass arrangement is an ass assortment
An assortment of assorted asses assessed antelope antics angelically arranged

A vibrant and charming assortment of periwinkles, mints, truffles, sliced peanut cubes, diced baps, and a haddock basted in creamed lard. Now that must surely be an acronym for an actor...Read More
Categories: haddock, beach, beautiful,
Form: I do not know?


In the afternoon sun
 the asphalt road shines like an ice rink; 
flanked by green trees that
cast black shadows, 
helped by the breeze
they flutter slightly, 
soundless articulation a symphony for the deaf
My memory brings me 
the aroma of curried 
chicken...Read More
Categories: haddock, career, cat, change,
Form: Blank verse
Hey there! You've cheated! The fish deck is stacked!
Never trust rabbits with side eye contact
They look at each other and not straight ahead
And deal themselves haddock, straight flush so it's said

I'm floating, I'm flying, I'm soaring up high
With hippos and...Read More
Categories: haddock, dream, funny, humor, humorous, sleep,
Form: Quatrain
A Fishy Tale
Said a Cod to a wise old Eel,
I would like to know how you feel?
Though people snack on dips,
Lots more eat fish and chips.
They say it has great meal appeal!

Said the Eel to the wise old Cod,
I find that unusually...Read More
Categories: haddock, allusion, fantasy, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Eating from the Sea
trout haddock catfish
clam chowder and lobster tail
seafood is a feast...Read More
Categories: haddock, food, sea,
Form: Senryu
Maple Syrup
Most Canadian boys
Love to play with big toys
If they really had their druthers
They'd want Syrup
Out of
Mother Cow's 

Maple Syrup on bacon
Ready for the takin'
Maple Syrup on ham
Try it on spam
Get's my taste buds flowing
On my skin it's glowing

I am a...Read More
Categories: haddock, funny,
Form: Free verse
The Menu that built the Empire
Don’t worry about being thinner
Get yourself off down the pub
Then go home to a good British dinner,
Of British traditional grub

Delicious roast beef of old England
Served up with a thick Yorkshire pud
With roast spuds and cabbage and carrots
Plus gravy in which...Read More
Categories: haddock, foodold, nice, home, home, me, nice, old,
Form: I do not know?
Dreams of Spring
frost covered shamrock
belly full of steamed haddock...
slow swinging hammock

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Categories: haddock, seasons
Form: Haiku
Food Fun.
Food Fun. 
The Cook she fancied Chef.
She truly loved his meatballs
and as for his spotted dick. Sublime.

Chef he fancied Cook.
He really loved her chicken breasts
and wished one day to cover them
in a thick cream sauce.

Cook loved his chocolate eclair
and loved...Read More
Categories: haddock, food
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member BIG CHEESE
A walnut pate encoute
Haddock with rarebit
Cheddar & onion tart
Cream cheese fresh baked scones
A lemon cheesecake
Dairy cream
Please !...Read More
Categories: haddock, food
Form: Epulaeryu
Sweet corn & haddock chowder
Onion millefeuille
Pheasant breast in mushroom sauce
Poppy seed bread roll
with fennel butter
Plat au jour
d'hui...Read More
Categories: haddock, food
Form: Epulaeryu
Premium Member IN THE CARVERY
I sauce a capon
but chine a salmon
I spoil the hen
but truss the chicken
I lift the swan
but disember the heron
I side a haddock
yet disfigure a peacock
A mallard I unbrace
but a coney I unlace
Olde English terms
Now lost without trace...Read More
Categories: haddock, food
Form: List
pancakes barbara with cream
a buckwheat galette
haddock,prawn savoury wraps
brandy crepe suzettes
dribbled with treacle
Flip,flip Hoo
Ray!...Read More
Categories: haddock, food
Form: Epulaeryu
Wish Rider
A sum of wants and needs

To write a verse or two before I die
To recreate a beauty that I’ve seen
To cause a tear to form within an eye
From seeing a thing that’s gone tho it had been
Common as a haddock...Read More
Categories: haddock, love, song-thank you, life,
Form: Iambic Pentameter