Haddock Poems - Poems about Haddock

...Commercial season in its full swing boats afloat dot foggy harbor scene we're off like a prom dress let's catch a mega-mess barbs a'flyin', some even obscene Wish 'em up! Catch 'em up! Bend ......Read the rest...

...Show me a place where I can be in a little island far above the sea where the skies touch the hills and transmit a message to my window sill. Show me a place where I can be to touch your heart and si......Read the rest...

...pancakes barbara with cream a buckwheat galette haddock,prawn savoury wraps brandy crepe suzettes dribbled with treacle Flip,flip Hoo Ray!......Read the rest...

...Let’s sail away to Acapella, A celebrity haunt owned by Penn and Teller. I shall act as your prince, you’ll be Cinderella When we’re sat on a beach in Acapella. It’s not as sexy as Cannes or as......Read the rest...

...[Sometimes when I’m struggling to write I scrawl gibberish in the hope that inspiration will lie within. Sometimes, just sometimes… I like the result. This is one such] There’s an ostrich in ......Read the rest...

...[A couple… ONLY TWO?… of you have wondered about my recent absence from Soup. I’m on a personal challenge to write 52 poems for kiddies… maybe, only maybe, to put a booklet together. My mind doesn’t ......Read the rest...

...*Image of Little Boy Fishing by Mutual Art Cape Cod Boy A warring feat expands beneath petite and huge contends, a unique line tugging the brine taunting as it suspends, a juv......Read the rest...

...Now see a fine display in market hall Where fishmonger's stalls sell the freshest catch. A world of wet white tiles and melting ice. Seafood displayed, arranged in rank and file. One Scottish ......Read the rest...

...Millions and millions of bricks Tons and tons of concrete Lord only knows how many panes of glass Granite, Marble, and cobblestone too Build a city strong, steeped in history The Adams, Otis, ......Read the rest...

...I ponder on this till I ache: a haddock who says he's a hake - I guess it's his right to think that despite so many believe he's a fake... Written 25th April for Constance's ache contest......Read the rest...

...I have loved this dish all my life my mum made it so ever new but always best at chippy shop wrapped in newspaper after a queue Always loved splashing my chips with vinegar, pepper and salt h......Read the rest...

...Unwanted affection I’m writing a play about an older man who was helpful to a woman crying in the street and he thought that was the end of the incident. At night a knock on his door, the wom......Read the rest...

...Returing home from “The Fish And Chips Hut” Hubby asks wife for sex just for the “halibut” “No, not tonight sweetie, Got a “haddock” and I'm sleepy” Sounded “fishy” and he became desponde......Read the rest...

...One night an octopus said, Those whelks should be in bed. Said the herring to the plaice, Would you please say grace. "I say" said a passing whale, "Is that kipper for sale." There is something......Read the rest...

...A Couple Of Nags A couple of fellows who weren't very bright Got terribly drunk in the pub one night It gave them a bit of a shock of course When in a drunk bet... They each won a horse Wi......Read the rest...