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Best Haddock Poems

Below are the all-time best Haddock poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of haddock poems written by PoetrySoup members

Premium Member Harry The Heathen Haddock
[A couple… ONLY TWO?… of you have wondered about my recent absence from Soup. I’m on a personal challenge to write 52 poems for kiddies…...

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Categories: haddock, atheist, fish, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Haddock to Hake
I ponder on this till I ache:
a haddock who says he's a hake -
I guess it's his right
to think that despite
so many believe he's a...

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© jack horne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: haddock, conflict, confusion,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Sage of Glasgow
 ~ I - I Arrive in Glasgow ~

When I arrived in Glasgow town
I knew nary a soul
So tired I's nearly fallin' down
Yet I'd no...

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Categories: haddock, friendship, travel, wisdom,
Form: Lyric
Eating from the Sea
trout haddock catfish
clam chowder and lobster tail
seafood is a feast...

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Categories: haddock, food, sea,
Form: Senryu
A Fishy Tale
Said a Cod to a wise old Eel,
I would like to know how you feel?
Though people snack on dips,
Lots more eat fish and chips.
They say...

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Categories: haddock, allusion, fantasy, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme

Food Fun.
Food Fun. 
The Cook she fancied Chef.
She truly loved his meatballs
and as for his spotted dick. Sublime.

Chef he fancied Cook.
He really loved her chicken breasts

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Categories: haddock, food
Form: Rhyme
pancakes barbara with cream
a buckwheat galette
haddock,prawn savoury wraps
brandy crepe suzettes
dribbled with treacle
Flip,flip Hoo

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Categories: haddock, food
Form: Epulaeryu
Hey there! You've cheated! The fish deck is stacked!
Never trust rabbits with side eye contact
They look at each other and not straight ahead
And deal themselves...

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Categories: haddock, dream, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
The Menu that built the Empire
Don’t worry about being thinner
Get yourself off down the pub
Then go home to a good British dinner,
Of British traditional grub

Delicious roast beef of old England

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© roy may  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: haddock, foodold, nice, home, home,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Cape Cod Boy
*Image of Little Boy Fishing by Mutual Art

Cape Cod Boy

A warring feat
expands beneath
petite and huge contends,
a unique line
tugging the brine
taunting as it suspends,
a juvenile
bear naught...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: haddock, boat, boy, fishing,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Couple Of Nags
A Couple Of Nags

A couple of fellows who weren't very bright
Got terribly drunk in the pub one night
It gave them a bit of a shock...

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Categories: haddock, animal, funny, horse,
Form: Rhyme
Dreams of Spring
frost covered shamrock
belly full of steamed haddock...
slow swinging hammock


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Categories: haddock, seasons
Form: Haiku
Premium Member IN THE CARVERY
I sauce a capon
but chine a salmon
I spoil the hen
but truss the chicken
I lift the swan
but disember the heron
I side a haddock
yet disfigure a peacock

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Categories: haddock, food
Form: List
Premium Member BIG CHEESE
A walnut pate encoute
Haddock with rarebit
Cheddar & onion tart
Cream cheese fresh baked scones
A lemon cheesecake
Dairy cream
Please !...

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Categories: haddock, food
Form: Epulaeryu
Ass arrangement is an ass assortment
An assortment of assorted asses assessed antelope antics angelically arranged

A vibrant and charming assortment of periwinkles, mints, truffles, sliced peanut cubes, diced baps, and a...

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Categories: haddock, beach, beautiful,
Form: I do not know?
A Fishy Tale
One night an octopus said,
Those whelks should be in bed.
Said the herring to the plaice,
Would you please say grace.
"I say" said a passing whale,
"Is that...

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Categories: haddock, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Zoo-nado
[Sometimes when I’m struggling to write
I scrawl gibberish in the hope that inspiration
will lie within. Sometimes, just sometimes…
I like the result. This is one such]


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Categories: haddock, humorous, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Sweet corn & haddock chowder
Onion millefeuille
Pheasant breast in mushroom sauce
Poppy seed bread roll
with fennel butter
Plat au jour

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Categories: haddock, food
Form: Epulaeryu

In the afternoon sun
 the asphalt road shines like an ice rink; 
flanked by green trees that
cast black shadows, 
helped by the breeze
they flutter slightly,...

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Categories: haddock, career, cat, change,
Form: Blank verse
It's all here in our market hall
at the large fishmonger's stall.
World of wet and cold white tile.
Fresh fish display, rank and file.
Scottish salmon, centre place

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Categories: haddock, food,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Boston
Millions and millions of bricks
Tons and tons of concrete
Lord only knows how many panes of glass
Granite, Marble, and cobblestone too
Build a city strong, steeped in...

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Categories: haddock, america, city,
Form: Free verse
Wish Rider
A sum of wants and needs

To write a verse or two before I die
To recreate a beauty that I’ve seen
To cause a tear to form...

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Categories: haddock, love, song-thank you, life,
Form: Iambic Pentameter
Premium Member Fishy

Returing home from “The Fish And Chips Hut”
Hubby asks wife for sex just for the “halibut”
“No, not tonight sweetie,
Got a “haddock” and I'm sleepy”
Sounded “fishy”...

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Categories: haddock, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member My Classic Tasty Dish
I have loved this dish all my life
my mum made it so ever new
but always best at chippy shop
wrapped in newspaper after a queue

Always loved...

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Categories: haddock, class, fish, food,
Form: Rhyme
unwanted affection
Unwanted affection 

I’m writing a play about an older man who was helpful
to a woman crying in the street and he thought that
 was the...

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Categories: haddock, absence, abuse, africa, age,
Form: Blank verse