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Best Haddock Poems

Below are the all-time best Haddock poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of haddock poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member The Sage of Glasgow
 ~ I - I Arrive in Glasgow ~

When I arrived in Glasgow town
I knew nary a soul
So tired I's nearly fallin' down
Yet I'd no...

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Categories: haddock, friendship, travel, wisdom,
Form: Lyric



Maple Syrup
Most Canadian boys
Love to play with big toys
If they really had their druthers
They'd want Syrup
Out of
Mother Cow's 
Udders

Maple Syrup on bacon
Ready for the takin'
Maple Syrup...

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Categories: haddock, funny,
Form: Free verse
Eating from the Sea
trout haddock catfish
clam chowder and lobster tail
seafood is a feast...

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Categories: haddock, food, sea,
Form: Senryu
A Fishy Tale
Said a Cod to a wise old Eel,
I would like to know how you feel?
Though people snack on dips,
Lots more eat fish and chips.
They say...

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Categories: haddock, allusion, fantasy, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Food Fun.
Food Fun. 
The Cook she fancied Chef.
She truly loved his meatballs
and as for his spotted dick. Sublime.

Chef he fancied Cook.
He really loved her chicken breasts
and...

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Categories: haddock, food
Form: Rhyme



The Menu that built the Empire
Don’t worry about being thinner
Get yourself off down the pub
Then go home to a good British dinner,
Of British traditional grub

Delicious roast beef of old England
Served...

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Categories: haddock, foodold, nice, home, home, me, nice,
Form: I do not know?
Somniloquy
Hey there! You've cheated! The fish deck is stacked!
Never trust rabbits with side eye contact
They look at each other and not straight ahead
And deal themselves...

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Categories: haddock, dream, funny, humor, humorous, sleep,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member SHROVE TUESDAY
pancakes barbara with cream
a buckwheat galette
haddock,prawn savoury wraps
brandy crepe suzettes
dribbled with treacle
Flip,flip Hoo
Ray!...

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Categories: haddock, food
Form: Epulaeryu
Dreams of Spring
frost covered shamrock
belly full of steamed haddock...
slow swinging hammock

...

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Categories: haddock, seasons
Form: Haiku
A Couple Of Nags
A Couple Of Nags


A couple of fellows who weren't very bright
Got terribly drunk in the pub one night
It gave them a bit of a shock...

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Categories: haddock, animal, funny, horse,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member IN THE CARVERY
I sauce a capon
but chine a salmon
I spoil the hen
but truss the chicken
I lift the swan
but disember the heron
I side a haddock
yet disfigure a peacock
A...

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Categories: haddock, food
Form: List
Premium Member BIG CHEESE
A walnut pate encoute
Haddock with rarebit
Cheddar & onion tart
Cream cheese fresh baked scones
A lemon cheesecake
Dairy cream
Please !...

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Categories: haddock, food
Form: Epulaeryu
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Sweet corn & haddock chowder
Onion millefeuille
Pheasant breast in mushroom sauce
Poppy seed bread roll
with fennel butter
Plat au jour
d'hui...

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Categories: haddock, food
Form: Epulaeryu
Ass arrangement is an ass assortment
An assortment of assorted asses assessed antelope antics angelically arranged

A vibrant and charming assortment of periwinkles, mints, truffles, sliced peanut cubes, diced baps, and a...

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Categories: haddock, beach, beautiful,
Form: I do not know?
weekends
Weekends


In the afternoon sun
 the asphalt road shines like an ice rink; 
flanked by green trees that
cast black shadows, 
helped by the breeze
they flutter slightly,...

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Categories: haddock, career, cat, change,
Form: Blank verse
Wish Rider
A sum of wants and needs


To write a verse or two before I die
To recreate a beauty that I’ve seen
To cause a tear to form...

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Categories: haddock, love, song-thank you, life,
Form: Iambic Pentameter
A Fishy Tale
One night an octopus said,
Those whelks should be in bed.
Said the herring to the plaice,
Would you please say grace.
"I say" said a passing whale,
"Is that...

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Categories: haddock, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Fishy


Returing home from “The Fish And Chips Hut”
Hubby asks wife for sex just for the “halibut”
“No, not tonight sweetie,
Got a “haddock” and I'm sleepy”
Sounded “fishy”...

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Categories: haddock, humorous,
Form: Limerick