Best Haddock Poems
Haddock To HakeI ponder on this till I ache:
a haddock who says he's a hake -
I guess it's his right
to think that despite
so many believe he's a fake...
Written 25th April for Constance's ache contest...
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Categories:
haddock, conflict, confusion,
Form:
Limerick
Harry the Heathen Haddock[A couple… ONLY TWO?… of you have wondered about my recent absence from Soup. I’m on a personal challenge to write 52 poems for kiddies… maybe, only maybe, to put a booklet together. My mind doesn’t naturally do ‘kiddy think’ so it’s stretching me a...
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Categories:
haddock, atheist, fish, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Something Fishy
No wish to carp or cock a snook
I won't leave you in the lurch
but oh my cod take a look
what a plaice to perch
as just for the halibut
putting seahorses out to paddock
is enough to give one
a severe bad haddock
so no red herring I don't flounder...
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Categories:
haddock, fish, humorous, silly, word
Form:
Rhyme