Short Haddock Poems
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A walnut pate encoute
Haddock with rarebit
Cheddar & onion tart
Cream cheese fresh baked scones
A lemon cheesecake
Dairy cream
Please !
Categories:
haddock, food
Form:
Epulaeryu
pancakes barbara with cream
a buckwheat galette
haddock,prawn savoury wraps
brandy crepe suzettes
dribbled with treacle
Flip,flip Hoo
Ray!
Categories:
haddock, food
Form:
Epulaeryu
pancakes barbara with cream
a buckwheat galette
haddock,prawn savoury wraps
brandy crepe suzettes
dribbled with treacle
Flip,flip Hoo
Ray!
Categories:
haddock, food,
Form:
Epulaeryu
Sweet corn & haddock chowder
Onion millefeuille
Pheasant breast in mushroom sauce
Poppy seed bread roll
with fennel butter
Plat au jour
d'hui
Categories:
haddock, food
Form:
Epulaeryu
I ponder on this till I ache:
a haddock who says he's a hake -
I guess it's his right
to think that despite
so many believe he's a fake...
Written 25th April for Constance's ache contest
Categories:
haddock, conflict, confusion,
Form:
Limerick
Returing home from “The Fish And Chips Hut”
Hubby asks wife for sex just for the “halibut”
“No, not tonight sweetie,
Got a “haddock” and I'm sleepy”
Sounded “fishy” and he became despondent somewhat
Categories:
haddock, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
I sauce a capon
but chine a salmon
I spoil the hen
but truss the chicken
I lift the swan
but disember the heron
I side a haddock
yet disfigure a peacock
A mallard I unbrace
but a coney I unlace
Olde English terms
Now lost without trace
Categories:
haddock, food
Form:
List
There once was a guy with a trick:
the Florida Man limerick.
But when he got rowing,
the verses stopped flowing
or maybe ‘cuz his wife was sick.
It’s nothing but crickets of late,
and those that he musters ain’t great.
The hooks are sporadic
as fresh-water haddock;
perhaps he should try some new bait.
Categories:
haddock, fishing,
Form:
Limerick
Hero of Marine World
Super
Grouper
The Disabled One
The shrimp -
A gimp
Electrocuted
Haddock
Had shock
When Sea Runs Dry
Salmon
Famine
Her Musical Fish
Faye’s carp
Plays harp
Great News
Found ‘yer
Flounder
Fish Caregiver
Caring
Herring
Because They Deserve It
Harass
The Bass
A clammy Make-over
More glam
For clam
You Just Missed Him
Gone clam
On tram
Categories:
haddock, fish,
Form:
Footle
No wish to carp or cock a snook
I won't leave you in the lurch
but oh my cod take a look
what a plaice to perch
as just for the halibut
putting seahorses out to paddock
is enough to give one
a severe bad haddock
so no red herring I don't flounder around
take a peeled eel flake of baked hake
plus pinch of pickled pilchard
and an ichthyic sandwich make
but if my words are vitriolic
you may grunt and kiss my bass
it's all a load of pollock(s)
Categories:
haddock, fish, humorous, silly, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
One night an octopus said,
Those whelks should be in bed.
Said the herring to the plaice,
Would you please say grace.
"I say" said a passing whale,
"Is that kipper for sale."
There is somethingvery odd,
Repied a bewildered cod.
"Excuse me" asked the shark,
"Did you hear that dogfish bark".
The haddock with a smile serene,
Said the mermaid is our queen.
May I join you said the seal,
To the mackerel with some appeal.
Of course the snapper replied,
Yes,yes the mullet cried.
Categories:
haddock, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme