Butt out - humour warning!
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Bill prodded his sebaceous cyst
‘Twas massive the size of his fist
It spurted green pus
His wife made a fuss
“Get treatment NOW, I must insist”
Blue lighted to the A & E
Huge ...
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Categories:
gunky, body, humorous,
Form: Limerick
I Dont Talk Human
...She never cleans me
I thought he might break down and do it
Because I have seen him wash up the microwave
And yesterday he rinsed the sink
I am smelly, sticky, and irritated.
There is crusty g...
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Categories:
gunky, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Self-Existent Light
...Underneath the gunky brew
There is a concrete floor.
Underneath the floor
Lies 3 snappy alligators.
Inside each of those alligators
Is a soul
Twitching against death and survival.
Adjacent to ...
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Categories:
gunky, light,
Form: Free verse
Lamet
...Lamet!
is what she hears first
him, screaming her second name
as he descends upon her
no time to process
gravity
a thud, tearing her core to shavings
Maiweeeee! She is puzzled.
His barito...
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Categories:
gunky, africa, allegory, pain, word
Form: Free verse
The Last 4 Years and the Coming Decade 4
...In Jan 6. 2021, a number of his myrmidons from all parts of the country converged to Washington to seize and squat the Capitol mansion following his seditious malarkeys, ending this country's long un...
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Categories:
gunky, america, international, introspection, political,
Form: Prose
Grotesque Green Germs
...Grotesque green grandpa and grandma goblins gratifying greasy gravies.
Gregariously greeting grateful guests who are going goat-herding in Greenland.
Glimpsing grievous grandchild who gobbles greas...
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Categories:
gunky, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Alliteration
Just Playing Around....
...Ohh ooh i've stepped in doggie pooh
what to do my new shoes now full of gunky goo
these streets pile of treats smelly feet these piles I meet
quite a feat falling heaps leaps and peeps i'm missing...
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Categories:
gunky, funny, on writing and
Form: Free verse