Humorous Grandfather Poems

Garrulous old man
Who chattered like a magpie
Is my grandfather....

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As a child, 
I loved to watch Grandpa build. 
His basement workshop, 
was filled with tools. 
Tools hanging on every wall, 
wood neatly stacked in...

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I remember when Grandpa used me everyday,                  ...

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After we each consumed a weed lolly
My best bestie gave grandad some molly,
He threw her leg over
They rolled in the clover,
Now my auntie’s my bestie’s...

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While daydreaming about timepiece inventors...
as the figurative curtain closes on 2022

How arbitrary the assignment
of seconds, minutes, hours,
days, months, years...
to the passage of time,
and I would...

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My Granddad can’t stay on the straight and narrow
Robs garden centres with his bow and arrow, 
Police knew his scheming 
So now he is screaming
Speeding...

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My poor old grandpa, he’s my hero
Respect from grandma? Nigh on zero
She nags him rotten all the time
I’ll illustrate that point… in rhyme

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BLEW THE FEATHERS RIGHT OFF

Cats are lounging, small puppy's gruff 
One hen a strutting just doing its stuff 
Sunny afternoon, we can’t get enough 
Gramps,...

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You are historical the six-year-old says.
He is glaring at me full out.
I know he thinks being historical is something bad.
“Hysterical?” I guess, thinking he is...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Everyday is a new day
Except Thursday the symptom always replay
Madness, mental instability, psychological disorder.
Call it what you may
It’s the same thing every Thursday

Her frienenemies taunted...

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I believe moms can make it right,                  ...

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Oh my Grandpa dear-he had just one big beer.                ...

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My four-year-old grandson is all about singing 
While he swings today
Singing funny songs at first, but now a serious one
About a grandma and how much...

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Strange things happened that last time my Grandpa drove to town
He scrapped a nine eleven and mowed a phone booth down
Folkies in the future will...

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