Its Under the Bed

My poor old grandpa, he’s my hero
Respect from grandma? Nigh on zero
She nags him rotten all the time
I’ll illustrate that point… in rhyme

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‘I’ll save you from ghosties,’ my grandpa once said
And grandma said, ‘Don’t put that stuff in his head.’
It’s spooky that ghosts are of people now dead
That night there were breathing sounds under my bed

That guttural breathing was making me scared
I should have looked but I just never dared
Grandpa said, ‘Glare back if ghosts ever stared.’
And gran said, ‘You wouldn’t say that if you cared.’

But what should I do when they’re under my bed
I kept thinking what would my grandpa have said 
But grandma would say, ‘I should not be misled,’
and, ‘Grandpa should find a new subject instead.’

There’s breathing beneath me and I wipe a tear
Surely no ghosts could be so very near
But my grandpa managed to lessen my fear
His voice whispered, ‘Don’t tell your grandma I’m here.’
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Bauer Avatar
August 7, 2022 at 1:27 PM
A charming and utterly delightful poem, Terry! Had me grinning from ear to ear!
Flood Avatar
August 8, 2022 at 12:39 PM
Thanks, Ilene. Glad you enjoyed. Terry
Cunningham Avatar
August 7, 2022 at 10:00 AM
Lol, you're the master of the punchline Terry, brilliant verse. Tom
Flood Avatar
August 8, 2022 at 3:01 PM
Thanks, Tom. Didn’t know what the punchline would be when I began. Glad it worked out. Terry
Hankins Avatar
August 7, 2022 at 8:40 AM
Ah, this is precious, Terry. And, I hope you kept your grandpa's secret. Seems like he really needed a hiding place!
Flood Avatar
August 8, 2022 at 3:07 PM
The thing is, Milt… Grandma had a bag of candy… it WAS a very big bag of candy, and grandpa’s breathing was keeping me awake. So a boy’s gotta do what a boy’s gotta do. I took the candy and said he was in the yard!
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