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The Days of Masks and Roses

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              The Days of Masks and Covered znosex,
                       6/14/2025

There once existed, upon this fine earth.
A people, happy~ not possessed with
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Marlas Cat Turquoise

...There was a plethora of magical cats in Marla’s magic hat.
She concealed two of them from the regular populace.
The naysayers, doubters, and the ones on the fence.
Knowing they could not handle Tu...

The Days of COVID and Roses

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There once existed, upon this  earth.
a people, happy~ not possessed with
Depravity, destruction of cities, murder 
and dearth.

But an evil being, infected fear mixed
with venom…....

Glorified Golf Game

...Golfing golden-age gentleman gladly gives go ahead-
gilds golf game, gets glory,
goofball glitzy gold digger girlfriend giggles
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In the Mirror I Shine

...In the mirror I shine,
I love my reflection;
My skin fits me just fine,
even with all my scars;
This goofball smile is mine;

In the mirror I shine 
brighter than make up lights;
True natural...

Robbie - Ham Guilty For Gobbledygook

...I, A. Robbie - Ham guilty for gobbledygook...
and ruffling turkey feathers!

An innocent A1 miss steak kin kith
once, a former main lion resident 
living social where Tigress and Euphrates 
con...

What You Believe Runs Your Life

...There once existed, upon this  earth.
A people, happy~ not possessed with depavity, destruction of cities,
murder and dearth.

But a truly evil being and his kind, infected
Unknowing, arrogant, ...

Zed Ed Ned Ted and Mrs Ked

...My dad is bigger than yours she said.
It made me mad; I wished she was dead.
Took my anger to my Uncle Ned.
He started laughing, happy instead.

Most serious now, sick in my head,
Ran to my cou...

Four Seasons

...Winter, spring, summer, fall
These aren’t the seasons at all

The first is Christmas giving
Makes me happy to be living

March Madness is a blast
Three short weeks, so it doesn’t last

Vacat...

Goofball Named Larvin

...There once was a goofball  named Larvin
He lived on a race track in Marchin.
he laughed like a big goat,
With a sore, coughy throat,
That scared all the kids in Ak-Sar-Ben...

Football, Volleyball, Baseball --- a Nonsensical Poem

...Football, volleyball, baseball, softball, 
Racquetball, handball, basketball, hardball. . . . 
There're lots of sports in the world you play with a ball, 
And you can't play any of them if you're ...

11 Years

...He was born, he was happy, he was perfect.
He was sick.
He was strong, he was a fighter.
He was a brother, he was a goofball, he was a genius.
He was given a short sentence on this hell called Ea...

Frosty Jack Goes Missing

...F - First of November, winter takes the reins,
R - rime appears as Jack Frost has his first peek,
O – Oddly it seems, the Sun moves out of town; 
S - shortly, the grass will turn a nasty brown.
T...

A Poem For My Quintessential Queen

...what's a little bit of love from a big part of me
if it makes you smile for a while and you are digging my style
if i made your day better, then i will shower you with a love so unconditional
you ...

7

...Lying down while the music uplifts my soul
Holding up my interminable silence with a fist in the air of despair
I kiss your cheeks and it brings back reminiscences  
Of me, myself and I, swinging ...

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