Gonads Poems - Poems about Gonads

...Grants gonads turned purple like plums To 'Doctor' Google he succumbs But his wife insisted His nuts may be twisted He’s praying an ambulance comes!......Read the rest...

...Anti-Poem — “The Membrane Electric” (Poet’s Instruction: Play “Two Thousand Light Years From Home” by The Rolling Stones, while reading this anti-Poem) susie and billy tripping into arterial lo......Read the rest...

...Mark my word... Das führer Donald Trump will return with a vengeance Trump wracked up an impressive $122.00 million war chest accumulating $82.00 million merely proffering impish grin betwee......Read the rest...

...Sad mad wealth of bad; Not so glad not so rad and not really healthy gonad regenerative gospel. Sad sex, mad religion, wealth of unaffordable, rapaciously bad politics seducing capital......Read the rest...

...Ruminating vagaries of life May 2nd, 2021 (conceived while in utero which loosely summarization in toto of this ordinary Joe Schmoe, who did wade nine months for a roe at mercy of obstetrician......Read the rest...

...In a closed door speech Saturday April 10th, 2021, thus far, he accumulated $85 million so far. * * * * * * * * * * The glory of Republican Party once again ......Read the rest...

...My neighbour, his name's Tu Hung Lo His gonads he’d tie with a bow To attract a young filly Cos Tu’s got a small willy One look and the ladies say NO! In passing I happened to men......Read the rest...

...Intermittent masks deflate guilt squandered gonads dead on arrivals......Read the rest...

...Conundrum This confounding conundrum, This continuing act of untying the pesky knots of existence, This conniving, beating whirlwind of ever-swirling stresses, Again served up on a plate mixed......Read the rest...

... "50 Words for Poe: Winter" Hey, you know how it goes when you had your first kiss Poetry kind of gets you between the gonads with that kinda......Read the rest...

...Her hubby was found with a bimbo He's naked, her legs were akimbo Can’t deny the fact He’s caught in the act His marriage now is in limbo Wife’s livid - he’s dressed in a trice Sh......Read the rest...

...Overwhelmed by his love, My lover set out to weave a tent for me A house, with me in which it would delight him to dwell A grand mansion over which He spared no expense Consumed with loving con......Read the rest...

...Rude awaakenings passive resistances offset reposes nominal com-pre-poses clattering synopsis reflective rejections loveless offerings sentient longings goober finales creepy filings jubri......Read the rest...

...Biological copulation draws Easter egg, fecund gooey glommed gametes heralding zygote (adroit bitcoin currency) describing extemporaneous fusion generate hormonal influx juices kickstarti......Read the rest...

...An old scholar called Mi Balls Hung Lo Wished he could put his gonads on show His poor wife got quite mad But his daughter said “Dad… just remember to add a big bow” By Jan Alli......Read the rest...