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Bad Ol Frank

BAD MOORAH-FRANK Now Bad-Moorah-Frank he weren't a yank He was Canadiannnnnn. He didn't like the burglar Hank. He'd stuff him up again! Old Hank arrived at quarter to 5. With jimmy bar and bag... He sidled up to a window Clive And stopped to have a ***....:) He didn't see the electric wire A pulsing in the dark He felt the spark his voice got higher As the live window left its mark The "ac line" said Frank "was fine For robbers in the dark".. He'd screwed hot wire to the window frame With the cutout switch in park? Oh the coppers came said you're to blame You near killed poor burglar Hank He's having you up on "kill and maim" Frank laughed "it turned his crank.....:)" Old Frank rethunk "bout here's a thought" Use the elecric fence for same... Used 20 thousand volts for sport Delay caused Hank some pain...;-) The timer switch it was a bittt As Hank crawled through the frame The power switched Hank danced a bit Till his gonads were en flamed The coppers said "no he ain't dead He might never be the same His hair is frizzed his face is red You ought to be ashamed ..... NOPE he he he....D Johnson is this our future investment in security?

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 11/13/2010 7:42:00 AM
Has someone tried to rob you recently Don, you seem to have a theme going this morning. Much enjoyed as usual
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Date: 11/13/2010 4:02:00 AM
You are again with an interesting piece of literature,Don.Ienjoyed it.
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Date: 11/13/2010 1:07:00 AM
lol,,, i had to chuckle here Don,, love it,..p.d.
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