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Her hubby was found with a bimbo He's naked, her legs were akimbo Can’t deny the fact He’s caught in the act His marriage now is in limbo Wife’s livid - he’s dressed in a trice She'd clamp his gonads in a vice! He’s been playing away Now there’s hell to play No cheating would be my advice! It’s time his wife showed him the door He’s bonked other ladies before So it’s not the first time That he’s cheated, the swine Unfaithfulness partners abhor! 3/7/19

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Jack Horne

Date: 3/15/2019 9:46:00 AM

LOL, love your limericks - always a very welcome sight to see you've posted more

Jan Allison
Date: 3/15/2019 6:27:00 PM

My poems aren't to everyone's taste Jack but as you know i adore the limerick form and will never stop trying to make folk smile and let people know poetry doesn't have to be stuffy and intellectual it can be such fun:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 3/12/2019 1:02:00 AM

G'day Jan … a very dangerous game to play. I'd say next employment will be as a eunuch - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 3/13/2019 11:36:00 AM

lol Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Pashang Salehi

Date: 3/8/2019 10:59:00 PM

Cute...always cute.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/9/2019 4:17:00 AM

thanks sweet friend:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 3/8/2019 12:45:00 PM

Well-done limerick, Jan---although on this side of the ocean unfaithfulness is probably more common than monogamy! Here what people abhor is lying about it when caught, ala Bill Clinton. Something terribly wrong there, don't you think? (I.e., that the act itself is no problem, basically taken for granted)...Such are the 'wonderful' times we live in, 'morality-free. All's relative in today's world... :) gw'

Jan Allison
Date: 3/8/2019 12:49:00 PM

oh gosh what a sad statistic GW and it's difficult to believe the words that come out of any politician's mouth as Bill was caught with his pants down !hugs jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 3/8/2019 6:38:00 AM

He sounds lovely, and fully deserves what ever he gets. But what? In a vice? Wow! This does not sound excessive? Love it Jan. LOVE it!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/8/2019 9:19:00 AM

A serial adulterer I'd do a loretta bobbet on him lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Pat Adams

Date: 3/7/2019 7:23:00 PM

Whoa! Easy on the gonads! Maybe he was held hostage! ok.....never mind. This is a keeper. Well done!....pat

Jan Allison
Date: 3/7/2019 7:28:00 PM

lol Pat if I were his wife I'd do a loretta bobbet lol:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 3/7/2019 5:09:00 PM

Thanks for the laughs! I hope there is a contest where you can enter this, as it is a winner! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 3/7/2019 5:22:00 PM

I enter fewer and fewer contests Rico as long as I'm creative that's the main thing:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 3/7/2019 3:51:00 PM

oh jan, i so love the rhyming words you've chosen in these delightful limericks! great job!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/7/2019 4:00:00 PM

Thanks Ilene I love rhyming bimbo with akimbo lol:-) I've used it in several other poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 3/7/2019 10:56:00 AM

He played with fire and got burnt, 1 in 3 is a high figure Jan. Once the trust is gone it's game over in my opinion. Tom.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/7/2019 3:01:00 PM

I agree Tom:-( hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 3/7/2019 9:04:00 AM

Hi Jan, Great limericks on the topic of adultery. Ouch! Pertaining to that second limerick! It's sad but this is a reality worldwide. Can a marriage survive such a thing? That's between the two married people. Myself on the other hand will tell him that old Ray Charles classic " Hit The Road Jack" As always good job:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 3/7/2019 3:00:00 PM

I think it would be difficult to ever trust someone again Alexis:-( hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 3/7/2019 9:01:00 AM

:)))) ...) ... humiliated at an unfortunate time ... - literally :))) ... throw him at the door ... nothing to collect :) - A good one, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/7/2019 2:59:00 PM

Thanks Anne-lise:-) hugs Jan xx