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Bawdy Limerick

My neighbour, his name's Tu Hung Lo
His gonads he’d tie with a bow
To attract a young filly
Cos Tu’s got a small willy
One look and the ladies say NO! 

In passing I happened to mention
Tu obtains a todger extension
After big surgery
Tu is very happy
And certainly stands to attention!

02/13/21

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2021

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Jack Horne Date: 2/23/2021 11:23:00 AM LOL, I agree with Caren - great to see more of your hilarious limericks x Login to Reply

Caren Krutsinger Date: 2/17/2021 9:16:00 PM Jan, your imagination is on fire! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/19/2021 3:52:00 PM lol thanks my friend:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 2/15/2021 3:48:00 PM Hello Jan … have you been peeking through key holes again - stay safe up there and thank you Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/17/2021 1:12:00 AM lol Lindsay, we are covid free again on the Island and back to normal apart from border restrictions:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 2/13/2021 12:58:00 PM Tu Hung Lo :) :) Hilarious...nearly choked on my coffee! Your witty muse never lets you down, Jan. Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/15/2021 7:11:00 AM I had fun with this one Paul lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mark Koplin Date: 2/13/2021 11:01:00 AM you can get surgeons to fix anything now days. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/15/2021 7:11:00 AM ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 2/13/2021 9:51:00 AM and now he can even form a bow with his extension .heehee. GOOD one, jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/13/2021 10:09:00 AM ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Akkina Downing Date: 2/12/2021 8:53:00 PM LOL! So smackin hilarious! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/13/2021 10:07:00 AM Thanks Akkina, I never use hilarious in my categories as humour is so subjective lol:-) hugs jan xx

Robert Pettit Date: 2/12/2021 5:02:00 PM Bawdy? You're not kidding! Nicely entertaining read. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/12/2021 5:31:00 PM lol Robert, i do try and give a warning if my poem is a little bawdy, but of course limericks are allowed lol:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 2/12/2021 3:44:00 PM hahaha,,, great one, Jan Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/12/2021 4:10:00 PM thanks Eve, i have an attack of the sillies:-) hugs Jan xx

Beryl Edmonds Date: 2/12/2021 3:41:00 PM Hilarious Jan... The man with the name of Tu Hung Low - Hardly had length to tie on the bow - The bow hid Tu Hung's willy - Fillies laughed themselves silly - Said that they'd seen more on a bow wow... Belle Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/12/2021 4:09:00 PM lol thanks Belle:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 2/12/2021 3:01:00 PM Lol, he doesn't by any chance use a couple of chopsticks as splints. Tom Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/12/2021 3:33:00 PM ha ha ha good one Tom!!!:-) hugs jan xx

Judy Ball Date: 2/12/2021 2:50:00 PM Too funny Jan. It really got a giggle out of me. God Bless, JB Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/12/2021 3:00:00 PM Thanks JB:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood Date: 2/12/2021 2:44:00 PM Oh cripes! Jan the indefatigable is on the warpath. She has a great big spoon and she knows how to use it. Stir girl, stir!..... A fine ‘upstanding’ Limerick Jan. Terry Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/12/2021 3:00:00 PM lol Terry, hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues Date: 2/12/2021 1:59:00 PM LOL! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/12/2021 2:09:00 PM I couldn't resist - pure fiction of course lol:-) hugs Jan xx