Jan Allison Poet Limerick

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Bawdy Limerick

My neighbour, his name's Tu Hung Lo
His gonads he’d tie with a bow
To attract a young filly
Cos Tu’s got a small willy
One look and the ladies say NO! 

In passing I happened to mention
Tu obtains a todger extension
After big surgery
Tu is very happy
And certainly stands to attention!

02/13/21

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Jack Horne February 23, 2021 at 11:23 AM LOL, I agree with Caren - great to see more of your hilarious limericks x

Caren Krutsinger February 17, 2021 at 9:16 PM Jan, your imagination is on fire! Jan Allison February 19, 2021 at 3:52 PM lol thanks my friend:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie February 15, 2021 at 3:48 PM Hello Jan … have you been peeking through key holes again - stay safe up there and thank you Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison February 17, 2021 at 1:12 AM lol Lindsay, we are covid free again on the Island and back to normal apart from border restrictions:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus February 13, 2021 at 12:58 PM Tu Hung Lo :) :) Hilarious...nearly choked on my coffee! Your witty muse never lets you down, Jan. Hugs // paul Jan Allison February 15, 2021 at 7:11 AM I had fun with this one Paul lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mark Koplin February 13, 2021 at 11:01 AM you can get surgeons to fix anything now days. Jan Allison February 15, 2021 at 7:11 AM ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich February 13, 2021 at 9:51 AM and now he can even form a bow with his extension .heehee. GOOD one, jan. Jan Allison February 13, 2021 at 10:09 AM ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Akkina Downing February 12, 2021 at 8:53 PM LOL! So smackin hilarious! Jan Allison February 13, 2021 at 10:07 AM Thanks Akkina, I never use hilarious in my categories as humour is so subjective lol:-) hugs jan xx

Robert Pettit February 12, 2021 at 5:02 PM Bawdy? You're not kidding! Nicely entertaining read. Jan Allison February 12, 2021 at 5:31 PM lol Robert, i do try and give a warning if my poem is a little bawdy, but of course limericks are allowed lol:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper February 12, 2021 at 3:44 PM hahaha,,, great one, Jan Jan Allison February 12, 2021 at 4:10 PM thanks Eve, i have an attack of the sillies:-) hugs Jan xx

Beryl Edmonds February 12, 2021 at 3:41 PM Hilarious Jan... The man with the name of Tu Hung Low - Hardly had length to tie on the bow - The bow hid Tu Hung's willy - Fillies laughed themselves silly - Said that they'd seen more on a bow wow... Belle Jan Allison February 12, 2021 at 4:09 PM lol thanks Belle:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham February 12, 2021 at 3:01 PM Lol, he doesn't by any chance use a couple of chopsticks as splints. Tom Jan Allison February 12, 2021 at 3:33 PM ha ha ha good one Tom!!!:-) hugs jan xx

Judy Ball February 12, 2021 at 2:50 PM Too funny Jan. It really got a giggle out of me. God Bless, JB Jan Allison February 12, 2021 at 3:00 PM Thanks JB:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood February 12, 2021 at 2:44 PM Oh cripes! Jan the indefatigable is on the warpath. She has a great big spoon and she knows how to use it. Stir girl, stir!..... A fine ‘upstanding’ Limerick Jan. Terry Jan Allison February 12, 2021 at 3:00 PM lol Terry, hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues February 12, 2021 at 1:59 PM LOL! Jan Allison February 12, 2021 at 2:09 PM I couldn't resist - pure fiction of course lol:-) hugs Jan xx