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Bawdy Limerick

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My neighbour, his name's Tu Hung Lo His gonads he’d tie with a bow To attract a young filly Cos Tu’s got a small willy One look and the ladies say NO! In passing I happened to mention Tu obtains a todger extension After big surgery Tu is very happy And certainly stands to attention! 02/13/21

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Jack Horne

Date: 2/23/2021 11:23:00 AM

LOL, I agree with Caren - great to see more of your hilarious limericks x

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 2/17/2021 9:16:00 PM

Jan, your imagination is on fire!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/19/2021 3:52:00 PM

lol thanks my friend:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 2/15/2021 3:48:00 PM

Hello Jan … have you been peeking through key holes again - stay safe up there and thank you Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2021 1:12:00 AM

lol Lindsay, we are covid free again on the Island and back to normal apart from border restrictions:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 2/13/2021 12:58:00 PM

Tu Hung Lo :) :) Hilarious...nearly choked on my coffee! Your witty muse never lets you down, Jan. Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 2/15/2021 7:11:00 AM

I had fun with this one Paul lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mark Koplin

Date: 2/13/2021 11:01:00 AM

you can get surgeons to fix anything now days.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/15/2021 7:11:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/13/2021 9:51:00 AM

and now he can even form a bow with his extension .heehee. GOOD one, jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/13/2021 10:09:00 AM

ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Akkina Downing

Date: 2/12/2021 8:53:00 PM

LOL! So smackin hilarious!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/13/2021 10:07:00 AM

Thanks Akkina, I never use hilarious in my categories as humour is so subjective lol:-) hugs jan xx

Robert Pettit

Date: 2/12/2021 5:02:00 PM

Bawdy? You're not kidding! Nicely entertaining read.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2021 5:31:00 PM

lol Robert, i do try and give a warning if my poem is a little bawdy, but of course limericks are allowed lol:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 2/12/2021 3:44:00 PM

hahaha,,, great one, Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2021 4:10:00 PM

thanks Eve, i have an attack of the sillies:-) hugs Jan xx

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 2/12/2021 3:41:00 PM

Hilarious Jan... The man with the name of Tu Hung Low - Hardly had length to tie on the bow - The bow hid Tu Hung's willy - Fillies laughed themselves silly - Said that they'd seen more on a bow wow... Belle

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2021 4:09:00 PM

lol thanks Belle:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 2/12/2021 3:01:00 PM

Lol, he doesn't by any chance use a couple of chopsticks as splints. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2021 3:33:00 PM

ha ha ha good one Tom!!!:-) hugs jan xx

Judy Ball

Date: 2/12/2021 2:50:00 PM

Too funny Jan. It really got a giggle out of me. God Bless, JB

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2021 3:00:00 PM

Thanks JB:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood

Date: 2/12/2021 2:44:00 PM

Oh cripes! Jan the indefatigable is on the warpath. She has a great big spoon and she knows how to use it. Stir girl, stir!..... A fine ‘upstanding’ Limerick Jan. Terry

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2021 3:00:00 PM

lol Terry, hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 2/12/2021 1:59:00 PM

LOL!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2021 2:09:00 PM

I couldn't resist - pure fiction of course lol:-) hugs Jan xx