Golf Club Poems - Poems about Golf Club

...It’s great to be a member of the global elite, The bean poles in my garden are standing proud and neat. Organic veg is thriving thanks to ample bags of peat. I never hear a siren roaming dow......Read the rest...

...Recluse by dint of circumstance Proud anonymous troglodytes forerunners of mine confronted threats less horrific than forty fifth commander in chief of United States of America. He/him (ma......Read the rest...

...The dingy grey city dove Poops on us from high above We’d like to give'm a quick shove Smack'm with an old golf club Bury'm beneath a shrub John G. Lawless ©4/24/2023......Read the rest...

...U K minus queen, where All's not as it seems; the crowds Will Gather, there will be much piety and blather, shoulders To be rubbed, as people dive into the hub-bub at the Shop restaurant golf ......Read the rest...

...Golf doggy golf doggy cha cha cha! We will give you a rah rah rah Which golf club do you want to try? The five iron? Tell us doggy, why? Golf doggy golf doggy you make us smile You are ahead o......Read the rest...

...Artfully dodging explosive solutions pretending shackles restrained prisoner lobbed pseudo Molotov cocktails kindly, loosely, and mutinously linkedin liberal short (make believe) chain leashe......Read the rest...

...RUSSIAN GOLF "putting Putin on a golf course, he's still hoping for a hole in one" Indiana Shaw . . . Metaphors . . . "Putti......Read the rest...

...To the Game Theoreticians: Games are a subset of strategic systems thinking, which can be rooted in systemic resilience theory and in systemic racist theory and probably not in both. To the Sy......Read the rest...

...He threw his club into the drink* Muttered loudly, "My game stinks" Then he made a hole-in-one Jumped for joy, "This game is fun!" __________________________ *The 'drink' on a go......Read the rest...

...Squinting towards the lens, pressed fingers poised Patter of shutters point to ample publication Greater than any citizens' optimised hopes Helicopter swept, high stake hustling self opinion Gr......Read the rest...

...If we continue to redefine What a president can be will we have as our president some day a monkey whose total experience is he or she can swing from a tree or swing a big golf club and......Read the rest...

...The Shine This year I will shine and hold my tongue When my neighbour, an unbearable snob goes on about The lazy working-class. Since I write and he doesn’t read he assumes we are In the same ......Read the rest...

...The Country Club of walking death, calls out across the ferns The 1st hole starts with pain unmatched, its traps to flame and burn The 9th hole calls you back to life, just to send you down ......Read the rest...

...The visit to the past I took the bus to the village Only it didn’t stop there anymore, and no buses were going that way. The only road to my house was a track. For tractors and mules. In my abs......Read the rest...

...When out golfing and ready to tee I sometimes feel a strong urge to pee With no bathrooms near by I throw my golf club high While I run to find the nearest tree 10/12/19 (This was origina......Read the rest...