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Gluteus Poems - Examples of all types of poems about gluteus to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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Blech impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea
...Blech - impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea... When the entire mug awash with floating leavings by golly by gosh, sipping said herbal brew analogous challenge to eat spaghetti squas......
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©
Matthew Harris
Categories:
gluteus,
11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Mine psyche riddled with dybbuk
...Mine psyche riddled with dybbuk Thru emerging adulthood awareness awoke within noggin of average baby boomer bloke catastrophization toward risk taking I evoke positive growth experiences through......
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©
Matthew Harris
Categories:
gluteus,
abuse, analogy, angst, anxiety,
Form:
Rhyme
Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich
...Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich revisited January 23rd, 2024 on the evening before yours truly (the one and only Matthew Scott Harris), a stand up comic wannabe, who historically......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
gluteus,
angel, anxiety, appreciation, birthday,
Form:
Free verse
Learning when how to close seat then
...Learning when/how to close seat then... flush... the toilet with good frisson! Bull leave me you, though how bison teen and juvenile from a sixty four year old married male no less! (alter......
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©
Matthew Harris
Categories:
gluteus,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
While attempting going to sleep after midnight
...While attempting going to sleep after midnight... December 27th, 2023, the missus pounded mine posterior (she played paddywhack on me blimey buttucks) not only causing contusion, but flayin......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
gluteus,
blue, cry, father, games,
Form:
Free verse
FICTIONAL BIO:
...FICTIONAL BIO: The missus asked me (hitherto known as her bozo) just mere moments ago to craft humorous poem to glow nsync with the shiny nose of Rudolph keeping syncopated metrical flow thu......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
gluteus,
adventure, allegory, courage, cute,
Form:
Rhyme
Self Destructive Wickedness Arrested, Convicted, and Gaoled
...Self destructive wickedness arrested, convicted, and gaoled... with kidnapping little boy ordered to suffer life sentence without parole. The deadly scourge of one obsessive/compulsive di......
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©
Matthew Harris
Categories:
gluteus,
2nd grade, 6th grade,
Form:
Free verse
The Broken Piggy Bank
...The broken piggy bank strewn into a bajillion little pieces Unexpected largesse yours truly patiently waits, a metaphor of my dire financial straits courtesy papa's unsuspecting muse the miss......
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©
Matthew Harris
Categories:
gluteus,
america, analogy, anger, animal,
Form:
Rhyme
Housekeeping Not a Strong Suit With the Missus
...Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus (***warning ungapatchka language ahead***) regarding following lines courtesy the missus, who adventitiously, inadvertently, unknowingly allowed, ......
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©
Matthew Harris
Categories:
gluteus,
anger, anxiety, betrayal, divorce,
Form:
Free verse
Ready Aim Fire
...Ready...Aim...Fire! In light of tension twixt brinkmanship rumbling one East Asian Tiger country otherwise known as "the land of morning calm," yours truly t'will invite "freedom foo fighte......
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©
Matthew Harris
Categories:
gluteus,
america, anger, angst, anti
Form:
Rhyme
The Manipulating Agent
...MANIPULATING AGENT Oh man! You have been hypnotized Sexually and emotionally, You have become prey to the Opposite sex: She controls the man with Her voluptuous body Physique, She gains the......
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©
Saturday Sam'son
Categories:
gluteus,
1st grade,
Form:
Free verse
I Loathe Feeling Under the Weather
...I loathe feeling under the weather..., especially when nasty elephant (named Thomas the pachyderm) stomping to break loose courtesy tether, where antibodies of mine struggle to band together......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
gluteus,
12th grade, adventure, animal,
Form:
Rhyme
Mine Psyche Riddled With Dybbuk
...Mine psyche riddled with dybbuk Thru emerging adulthood awareness awoke within noggin of average baby boomer bloke catastrophization toward risk taking I evoke positive growth experiences throu......
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©
Matthew Harris
Categories:
gluteus,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Bane of Dyschezia
...Bane of dyschezia Constipation spoilt rare visit with eldest daughter (yesterday - November twenty sixth two thousand twenty two) currently housed near Rittenhouse Square, Pennsylvania. Le......
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©
Matthew Harris
Categories:
gluteus,
11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Harris Fortitude Went Awol
...lest ye seek alms with outfaced palms just imagine how the lantern shone against the knees of Archelaus, and lit up the check-board pattern of the eleemosynary trousers Fatigued civilian......
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©
Matthew Harris
Categories:
gluteus,
12th grade, adventure, analogy,
Form:
Rhyme
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