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Your Gluteus Maximus

“May I fondle your gluteus maximus milady?” “Why you certainly may, my good sir” “A bucket like yours with such voluptuous curves Starts me tingling and me motor to purr” “Let us meander beyond that tree over there We can let our sweet passion flow Bid a farewell to our inhibitions so to speak And share in the light of love's glow” “Now my kind sir, may I ask you a favor I wish you would progress a bit further The way you fondle I find quite exhilarating Can't help myself yelling bloody murder!” At that very moment, a small crowd did appear They were clapping and cheering us on So we sheepishly pulled up our pantaloons As our moment of passion was gone The moral of the story is really quite simple When fondling a lady's gluteus max Make sure you're alone and don't gather a crowd It can certainly detract from the act

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Date: 10/10/2018 8:29:00 AM
Oh my! ;p Somebody's having too much fun <3 xomo!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/10/2018 8:38:00 AM
One of my naughty days... having more of them recently! Must be the weather! Love and hugs, Happy Jack XOX
Date: 10/10/2018 7:46:00 AM
Haha whatever it is ill have to google it. Goid morning Jack.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/10/2018 8:01:00 AM
Google can't be stumped!!! Gold Morning to you sir Thomas!!!