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But They Dare Not Pull Gender-Bender Books For 8-Year-Olds

Removing the planes that hit the towers ~ censors no longer cower

Categories: gender bender, identity, irony,
Form: Monoku

Gender Bender

And now let’s speak of Paparazzi
Who show us things that we should not see
They think they are so hotsy-totsy
                              Let Mama have the job

Yes, I’d prefer

Categories: gender bender, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Gender Bender

GENDER BENDER
(Battle of the Sexes)

Today, I do admit I seem confused
About some common words that I have used.
I thought I was a female, not a male,
However now my gender must curtail.
Woke up today to see that I have changed,
You see my gender has been rearranged.

No longer can I call myself woman
However, pretty sure I am

Categories: gender bender, gender, women,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Gender Bender In Public Schools

USA PUBLIC SCHOOLS

The teacher stood confused, in front of her second 
grade class.
She was now forbidden to say boys or girls.
What were they, then,,,”its”?

This is called, “ social-emotional”  learning.
The teacher, not only has subjects to teach.
But now a psychologist, she must be?

She will see to it, the correct sex of your child?
You thought you

Categories: gender bender, america, political, school, teacher,
Form: Free verse

Gender Bender

Just deny that you once had a member
You’re not gay and you are not transgender
Cos it comes from the top
that you’re in for the chop…
but you voted him in, do remember!

Inspired by the current news in the US today. The title is a play on words as I have read that at one time he

Categories: gender bender, america, confusion, gender,
Form: Limerick

Gender Bender

Is it really anyone’s business
What about this gender thing
Does it pertain to likeness
Does it even mean a thing

If you’re intimate it matters
But that’s your business too
Everybody wants to know
Are they intimate with you

Your boss, your government
Why do they even care
They always want to know
What you’re packing under there

On a job application …
Isn’t that discrimination?
Why do

Categories: gender bender, discrimination, gender, humor, philosophy,
Form: Verse

Gender Bender

I’m a man I’m a man
I once was Jan but now I’m Stan*
I strut around posing and drink some beer
Use the gent’s toilets, now that sure feels *****
I must stand up now when I use the loo
‘Shake hands with shorty’ now that’s quite a coup

I don’t shave my legs, it’s now my chin
Got a beer

Categories: gender bender, gender, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Gender Bender

On getting up I looked in the mirror
and to my amazement I saw I was a man
what fun I thought lets have some fun
I dressed in a man's suit and went to work

Driving there in my new porsche 
I gave the pretty girls a wave
I got lots of smiles and a few winks 
laughing I

Categories: gender bender, fun, me,
Form: Free verse

Gender Bender Ii

What are you, awoman or a man.
Some are obvious;some are hard to tell.
Why do you dress like that,if you are not in jail.
Hair is purple,Jacket is funny.
Pants are tight,but you have no fanny.
Are you a man or a woman hard to tell.
why do you dress like that,if you are not in Hades.

Categories: gender bender, parody, people, teen,
Form: Free verse