Gender Bender

And now let’s speak of Paparazzi Who show us things that we should not see They think they are so hotsy-totsy Let Mama have the job Yes, I’d prefer the Mamarazzi I’m sure they’d show us how to not be They’d surely take a better shot, see As Papa’s such a slob But now let’s move to Billygoats Why can’t they be called Millygoats They then would not be silly goats Let’s give the girls a chance And what of Lazysusan’s fate Not fair, though now it’s much to late I think that Lazypeter’s great They’d have a fine romance Unless he is all Petered out As I am with this goofy bout More gender benders left to scout But now I’m tired, so Sue me