Geico Poems - Poems about Geico

...The monumental bane of OCD - obsessive compulsive disorder As origin of *****Sapien species surged ahead, harboring nascent predominance asper said primate reproductively bred, (albeit via incr......Read the rest...

...Wonderment at existence – mine a sixty four year old married bloke born January 13th, mcmlix under Capricorn sign in general, and January 13th in particular who dons online personage with cus......Read the rest...

...Unidentified extraterrestrial(s) willingly abducted me As a divergence from the apocalyptical, dialectical, geomorphological, judgmatical, metaphorical, philosophical..., I share an out of ......Read the rest...

...January 24th, 2023 Hair washing heralds huge happening Hark….the herald angels sing, and twitter for mass communication mediums stop the presses when I, a regular schlemiel take shampoo to......Read the rest...

...Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber... just jabbering gibberish (A - J) Again, another awkward ambitious arduous attempt at alphabetically arranging atrociously ambiguously absolutely asinine ......Read the rest...

...Unidentified flying object abducted yours truly,... a willing experimental subject to escape untenable married life. Upon falling into a deep slumber, the following subconscious somnambu......Read the rest...

...green anole leaps, high wire act sans net, and laughs ~ at Geico gecko ————— The green anole (a-no-le) is native to the southeast and likes to hang out in trees and on walls.......Read the rest...

...Booth made famous on April 15th, MDCCCLXV... Sic semper tyrannis ad mortem ("Thus always I bring death to tyrants"). Ever since early forerunners of twenty first century mankind (sprinted ......Read the rest...

...I adopt dainty etiquette when quenching thirst or dining to buzzfeed growling beast inside me tummy. The missus requests obedience raising both my little fingers in the air upon taking bevera......Read the rest...

...5:02 AM Eastern Time Monday, December 21 Location: 2 Highland Manor Drive Schwenksville, Pennsylvania 40.2562° N, 75.4638° W Daylight 7:21 am – 4:39 pm 9 hours, 18 minutes Mine circadian rhy......Read the rest...

...Transmogrification into hideous golem like beast... Seeks to lavish adoration, especially after freshly deceased cuz, upon yar flesh I will voraciously devour thee asthma Christmas feast mee h......Read the rest...

...Sleeping Beauty move over, you got fierce competition Ain't no vicious rumor, but dead serious joke cuz no princess can kiss bajillion times to get yours truly woke ah... just one garden va......Read the rest...

...Voluntary unconditional surrender woke..., Viz hitting yours truly, when yokel egghead doth jinx whereby ye cannot comprehend figurative wimpy vainglory, unequivocally, tectonically, smolderin......Read the rest...

...While outside nor'easter howls like banshees vents temperature dips into low double digits fire breathing friendly dragon (cue Barney purple dinosaur) crackling hearth, yours truly snugglin......Read the rest...

...Gamesomeness goads gawky, gingerly, goofily graceful, grandiloquent gent, gallant, genteel, geico, guppy gecko, gabbling gaffes, gagging, gamboling, gestating, gesticulating, garlic, gnashing, go......Read the rest...