Geico Poems - Poems about Geico

...Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis, high bred poiet?s of mine ("Thus always I cause the death of tyrants.”) the purported line Brutus uttered after assassinating Julius Caesar. Alte......

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...After President Joe Robinette Biden Junior withdrew from the presidential race... Planet earth (the Mother of all) breathed a collective and palpable sigh of relief, and I too deeply exhaled, ......

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...I hanker and pine for wood burning stove weather I haint no spring chicken, ("Buk buk buk buk ba-gawk!") but in Summer re: long in tooth sexagenarian nostalgic for the following imagery ev......

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...The monumental bane of OCD - obsessive compulsive disorder As origin of *****Sapien species surged ahead, harboring nascent predominance asper said primate reproductively bred, (albeit via incr......

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...Wonderment at existence – mine a sixty four year old married bloke born January 13th, mcmlix under Capricorn sign in general, and January 13th in particular who dons online personage with cus......

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...Unidentified extraterrestrial(s) willingly abducted me As a divergence from the apocalyptical, dialectical, geomorphological, judgmatical, metaphorical, philosophical..., I share an out of ......

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...January 24th, 2023 Hair washing heralds huge happening Hark….the herald angels sing, and twitter for mass communication mediums stop the presses when I, a regular schlemiel take shampoo to......

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...Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber... just jabbering gibberish (A - J) Again, another awkward ambitious arduous attempt at alphabetically arranging atrociously ambiguously absolutely asinine ......

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...Unidentified flying object abducted yours truly,... a willing experimental subject to escape untenable married life. Upon falling into a deep slumber, the following subconscious somnambu......

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...green anole leaps, high wire act sans net, and laughs ~ at Geico gecko ————— The green anole (a-no-le) is native to the southeast and likes to hang out in trees and on walls.......

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...Booth made famous on April 15th, MDCCCLXV... Sic semper tyrannis ad mortem ("Thus always I bring death to tyrants"). Ever since early forerunners of twenty first century mankind (sprinted ......

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...I adopt dainty etiquette when quenching thirst or dining to buzzfeed growling beast inside me tummy. The missus requests obedience raising both my little fingers in the air upon taking bevera......

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...5:02 AM Eastern Time Monday, December 21 Location: 2 Highland Manor Drive Schwenksville, Pennsylvania 40.2562° N, 75.4638° W Daylight 7:21 am – 4:39 pm 9 hours, 18 minutes Mine circadian rhy......

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...Transmogrification into hideous golem like beast... Seeks to lavish adoration, especially after freshly deceased cuz, upon yar flesh I will voraciously devour thee asthma Christmas feast mee h......

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...Sleeping Beauty move over, you got fierce competition Ain't no vicious rumor, but dead serious joke cuz no princess can kiss bajillion times to get yours truly woke ah... just one garden va......

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