Geico Poems | Examples

High Wire Act

green anole leaps,
    high wire act sans net, and laughs ~
        at Geico gecko

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The green anole (a-no-le) is native to the southeast and likes to hang out in trees and on walls.

Iguana

Iguana wants to be a player
Geico commercials didn't hire this slayer
Apparently he's too green
To counteract the green screen 
So Iguana puts on shades 
Then moonwalks and prays
The Gecko breaks a leg on Thursday 
And hopefully doesn't regenerate the next day

Geico's Gecko Vs That Other Guy

Wouldn't it be strange if all of a sudden that Allstate Insurance wizard,

   Got choked up and began speaking Aussie like unto that little lizard!

Conversely, wouldn't it be mighty odd if the Geico Gecko should,
 
   Elect to speak in those sonorous tones be be understood!

Folks would be perplexed determining if "You Are In Good Hands" assurance,

   Or "It's So Easy A Cave Man Can Do It 15 Minutes Could Save A Bundle" insurance!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

The Geico Gecko

Geico's Gecko is a strange little dude

   Talking funny and strolling in the nude

      But be that as it may

         I'm sure he earns his pay

            At selling insurance he's mighty shrewd

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Lung

He carried the oxygen from one room to another but the smallest effort cost.
The air was fresh but the breath wouldn't catch and coughing.
He wondered how his plan was left unfulfilled.
He had used every human he had ever come in contact with.
And now after living with his sister and her husband for thirty years he was finished.
This was his life and the cough.
He sat stirring his coffee and ate a pastry with his tooth.
That was what he had one tooth and his famous cough.
He was a professional and his lung had quit.
No one had told him that the lung would do this but it had.
Most wouldn't believe he professionally coughed but the cough did.
And that is what mattered and smoking.
Smoking and waiting to die was all he had.
Lying in the hospital bed and staring  at the tv screen.
The doctor said the cancer had moved into the lung.
He said that he wanted to run the test but medicare wouldn't pay for it.
Should have got that insured by Geico and wanting a cigarette.



This is a true story about my Uncle Charles who is alone but for  my Mothrer ,Father and Me

The Business Man

A business man sits in a public stool
he notices a man bleeding 
he is dragging himself towards him
he closes in on him whispering
the business man closes in
he is terrified beyond his recollection
the man slowly and clearly tells him,
"I just saved money by switching to geico"

A Floridian's Pet of Choice

Although most pets are cuddly and furry
Like playful pups and kittens furry
     My choice of pet may astound
     Not many of these around
But this one needs little care or worry

At the risk of being called a weirdo
My pet of choice is a scaled, green gecko
     Florida swamps filled with flies
     Cockroaches grow giant size
Request already denied by GEICO

These reptiles hide away during the day
They require no food; on insects they prey
     Geckos don’t warm laps at night
     Dine on pests that fright or bite
And your insect fears they’ll surely allay


*For Francine Roberts’ “Pick a Pet” Contest
Written July 3, 2011

I Know

I know im a psycho!

So dont have your trust in me because I ain't geico.

I love all of yall wait that was a typo.

I do love the world though.

We are the world's fat and the world wants a lipo.

Y'all cannot touch me not even if y'all was micheal.

I only believe in the man in the bible.

What happen to the saints because I haven't seen one in awhile.

People like me give christians a bad titled.

People say I changed and gone wild.

I turn around and smile.

I dont care what you think,speak my mind,and yea thats my style.

I got God on speed dial.

Because I don't want to walk this mile-Mario Perez

Because I cant stand walking miles-Mario Perez

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Geico Gecko

A gecko who represents GEICO
My fame sure continues to grow
     And because I am cute
     I have money to boot
Who’d guess I’d been raised in a ghetto

Insurance I’m in, so let’s begin
Assessing your worth, to your chagrin
     No policy covers
     That place where you hover
Think we insure bats? You’re mistaken!



*NOT a contest entry

Heh Gecko

Mr. Gecko,
You are not Geico
Mr. SoBe,your name is not Ghecki.
Mr. Wiesman, your heritage is not Gargoyle.
Lime illuminating, advertising
Chirping, adhering to the humidity covered pane.
Hemut Stump toed comrade,
Licking lidless membraned eyes,
Perfected coned vision.
Wafered padded setae,
Suctioning eight times his body,
straddling atop sleek blades of greenery.
Dwarf extinct.
New Zealand`s lost treasure.
Delcourts Gecko remains King of his reptiles.
Self copulation is an unfortunate reality,
when you are a handsome neon lizard.

So Easy a Caveman Can Do It Part 3

(This is a fictional poem)

Geico.com makes fun of us and now ABC is making fun of us too.
They'll both soon be bankrupt because we cavemen are going to sue.
People belittle us because we're hairy and we have fleas.
They don't realize that we've made some great contributions to society.
You wouldn't have cars without us because we invented the wheel.
You'd be eating raw meat if we hadn't discovered fire to cook meals.
I'm going to get even with Geico.com and ABC.
Then I'm going to kick your ___ because you laughed at me.

Indeed I Did

Do you wonder how I spend my time
While not working on my book?
I just sit back and at TV commercials I do look
I let them 'wash' away the gloom
With bright sparkling windows in the room.
Or let them decide what 'gas' I should buy
And then what 'anti acids' I need to try
Yesterday I took it upon myself to apply for a job
It isn't anything like 'One against the Mob'
No the one I applied for is much more gratifying than that one
Thanks to Geico, I have a chance to comfort my Caveman son
Can you imagine how he felt walking down the hall
And seeing his own picture in the poster on the wall
He called Geico and complained about what it was he saw
So seriously it affected him a psychiatrist he did call.
Now you understand why for this job I did ask
You surely can see I’m the Mother for this task
I’ll be there for you son just give Geico a call
They have my e-mail address 
I’m in cave c u all.

So Easy a Caveman Can Do It Part 2

(This is a fictional poem)

I'm a caveman who carries a club.
I'm very dirty because I live in a cave and I've never seen a bathtub.
My body smells like manure and my hair smells like pee.
People jump through windows just to get away from me.
Those Geico.Com commercials are mean and unfair.
They think cavemen are primitive because we drag women by their hair.
I'm not primitive but i do smell worse than a corpse that has decomposed.
If we ever meet face to face, you'll have to put a clothespin on your nose.
I haven't bathed since I was born which has been over three decades.
Maybe that's the reason why I've never been laid.

So Easy a Caveman Can Do It

Those people at Geico think that we cavemen are fools.
We don't appreciate their condescending commercials.
When I saw those commercials, I was shocked.
They think I'm stupid just because I sleep on a rock.
My cavemen buddies and I are really pissed.
But we do enjoy having Talia Shire for a therapist.
They think I'm primitive just because I carry a club and scratch my butt.
Why do people think that we cavemen are idiots?

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