Short Geico Poems
Short Geico Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Geico by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Geico by length and keyword.
green anole leaps,
high wire act sans net, and laughs ~
at Geico gecko
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The green anole (a-no-le) is native to the southeast and likes to hang out in trees and on walls.
Categories:
geico, animal,
Form:
Haiku
Iguana wants to be a player
Geico commercials didn't hire this slayer
Apparently he's too green
To counteract the green screen
So Iguana puts on shades
Then moonwalks and prays
The Gecko breaks a leg on Thursday
And hopefully doesn't regenerate the next day
Categories:
geico, animal, funny, giggle, green, humor, humorous, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme
Geico's Gecko is a strange little dude
Talking funny and strolling in the nude
But be that as it may
I'm sure he earns his pay
At selling insurance he's mighty shrewd
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Categories:
geico, funny,
Form:
Limerick
A business man sits in a public stool
he notices a man bleeding
he is dragging himself towards him
he closes in on him whispering
the business man closes in
he is terrified beyond his recollection
the man slowly and clearly tells him,
"I just saved money by switching to geico"
Categories:
geico, confusion, business,
Form:
Burlesque
A gecko who represents GEICO
My fame sure continues to grow
And because I am cute
I have money to boot
Who’d guess I’d been raised in a ghetto
Insurance I’m in, so let’s begin
Assessing your worth, to your chagrin
No policy covers
That place where you hover
Think we insure bats? You’re mistaken!
*NOT a contest entry
Categories:
geico, animals, funny
Form:
Limerick
Those people at Geico think that we cavemen are fools.
We don't appreciate their condescending commercials.
When I saw those commercials, I was shocked.
They think I'm stupid just because I sleep on a rock.
My cavemen buddies and I are really pissed.
But we do enjoy having Talia Shire for a therapist.
They think I'm primitive just because I carry a club and scratch my butt.
Why do people think that we cavemen are idiots?
Categories:
geico, funny, people, people, people,
Form:
I do not know?