Gar Poems - Poems about Gar

...An image of a bottle feeder attached to my brother’s cage, his crib - a newfangled breast without arms; only the arm of an anti-motherly technique sold by the public freak. I laugh, loads. I kno......

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... The witching hour draws near (whatever that implies) Your breath reeks of stale beer I cringe when you ask me for a kiss (from my virgin lips?!) ~ First take ......

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...What happened to my sex drive? (sung – in a round pussy willow warble - to the tune of -- Oh Where Oh Where has my little dog gone). Once pronounced libido of mine took kamikaze nose dive, ......

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..."Just live a little, Hawaiian style!" Quote by Hawaiian Style Band. On the first day of Christmas, my tutu gave to me, -- (and...) a-*Ne-ne-Goose-un-der-a-gua-va-tree. (guava fruits are t......

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...Winter Wonderland Winter Schmunderland I've had it up to my ying yang If I never see another snowflake in my life My big bass drum I'd bang Wonderland, Schmunderland I've had enough Do......

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...The lady in red Ah, Cristiane, so tall an elegant you are Your dress richly red cost more than a pensioner’s yearly pay Perfect your make-up; did you need help? Ah, Cristine, you are so stern......

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...Winter Wonderland, Winter Schmunderland I've had it up to my ying yang If I never see another snowflake in my life My big base drum I'd bang Wonderland, Schmunderland, I've had enough ......

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...An amateur archer, Antoine, Bodaciously bragged beastly brawn. Crushed counterparts, Dispatched deadly darts, Electrified everyone! Fly fisherman Fred......

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...The early morning fog bathes the green slime and trees in a gray hue as birds flutter to and fro and squirrels scurry from their beds, playing a tag game of “You're it.” and an early morning feast am......

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...LIFE IS GREAT FANTASTIC INCREDIBLE AND AT TIMES UNBELIEVABLE. FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS I THOUGHT EVERYONE HAD SIX SENSES APPARENTLY NOT. ARE YOU THE ONLY OTHER ? I'M NOT REALLY SURE W......

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...1. Abolish Mints 2. Abut Mints 3. Accomplish Mints 4. Accouter Mints 5. Acknowledge Mints 6. Ada Mints 7. Adjust Mints 8. Admonish Mints 9. Adorn Mints 10. Advance Mints 11. Advertise Mints......

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...Well goodness gracious, by gar and by gum Jackanese is a language quite foreign to some It's basically simple Here's the principle Be a “nihilarian” while sitting on your bum “nihilari......

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...Old folks forget where they parked their Jeep They wander around almost falling asleep Till there's just one car That's our car by gar But still push the button to hear our Jeep beep!<>...

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...Well goodness gracious, by gar and by gum Jackanese is a language quite foreign to some It's basically simple Here's the principle Be a “nihilarian” while sitting down on your bum......

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...Old folks forget where they parked their Jeep They wander around almost falling asleep Till there's just one car That's our car by gar But still push the button to hear the car beep!<>...

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