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...Inventing Cusher Ball
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Botrytis she spoke of the need of these things
a tantilizing pleasure she spoke
the admiration of the tears a marvelous flute and
a beautifu...

I am Hilarious Tonight

...I was not always this clever, this funny, this incredibly smart
But it is two a.m. somewhere, and I am hilarious; it is my art.
Weirdly, I was not in any way exciting before I got to this bar.
But...

Gairjeen

...It's the place called peace
a canopy of green
from mans un-baring sun
there no fear....here.

Its the place l close my eyes
and l just....listen
its a place to go to
and let the rain on leave...

Rags to riches, Parody'

...You took this man from rags to riches..When you spent all
Heaven had to spare.' Your Sons blood bought me real redemption..Oh Father how you truly care.'

Now I'll no longer be that beg-gar.' You'...

Mothers-Yours-Mine

...An image of a bottle feeder attached to my brother’s cage,
his crib - a newfangled breast without arms; only the arm
of an anti-motherly technique sold by the public freak.

I laugh, loads. I kno...

Gar-Lick

...
    The witching hour draws near
      (whatever that implies)
    Your breath reeks of stale beer

    I cringe when you ask me for a kiss
      (from my virgin lips?!)
        ~ First take ...

What happened to my sex drive?

...What happened to my sex drive?

(sung – in a round pussy willow warble - to the tune of -- 
Oh Where Oh Where has my little dog gone).

Once pronounced libido of mine 
took kamikaze nose dive,
...

The Twelve Days of Christmas, Hawaiian Style

..."Just live a little, Hawaiian style!" Quote by Hawaiian Style Band.

On the first day of Christmas, my tutu gave to me,
-- (and...) a-*Ne-ne-Goose-un-der-a-gua-va-tree.
(guava fruits are t...

Winterland Schmunderland

...Winter Wonderland Winter Schmunderland
I've had it up to my ying yang
If I never see another snowflake in my life
My big bass drum I'd bang

Wonderland, Schmunderland I've had enough
Do...

A Lady In Red

...The lady in red

Ah, Cristiane, so tall an elegant you are
Your dress richly red cost more than a pensioner’s yearly pay
Perfect your make-up; did you need help?

Ah, Cristine, you are so stern...

Winter Wonderland, Winter Schmunderland

...Winter Wonderland, Winter Schmunderland
I've had it up to my ying yang
If I never see another snowflake in my life
My big base drum I'd bang

Wonderland, Schmunderland, I've had enough
...

Allitabecedimericks

...An amateur archer, Antoine,
Bodaciously bragged beastly brawn.
Crushed counterparts,
Dispatched deadly darts,
Electrified everyone!

Fly fisherman Fred...

The Bayou

...The early morning fog bathes the green slime and trees in a gray hue as birds flutter to and fro and squirrels scurry from their beds, playing a tag game of “You're it.” and an early morning feast am...

How the Sixth Sense Was Lost

...LIFE IS GREAT 
FANTASTIC 
INCREDIBLE 
AND AT TIMES
UNBELIEVABLE.

FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS
I THOUGHT EVERYONE
HAD SIX SENSES

APPARENTLY NOT.
ARE YOU THE ONLY OTHER ?
I'M NOT REALLY SURE 
W...

Eccentric Mints - 150 Varieties

...1.	Abolish Mints
2.	Abut Mints
3.	Accomplish Mints
4.	Accouter Mints
5.	Acknowledge Mints
6.	Ada Mints
7.	Adjust Mints
8.	Admonish Mints
9.	Adorn Mints
10.	Advance Mints
11.	Advertise Mints...

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