Jeff Kyser Poet Abecedarian

Allitabecedimericks

An amateur archer, Antoine,
Bodaciously bragged beastly brawn.
Crushed counterparts,
Dispatched deadly darts,
Electrified everyone!

Fly fisherman Freddy flung far.
Gadzooks! Great gobbling gar!
He hooked half-heartedly,
Inverted inartfully,
Jettisoned jumbled jig jar!

Kenneth keeps kitchen knives keen
Love’s labors leave lanky, lean
Mills metal mightily
Nibbles Nightly
Overweight outcomes: obscene!

Peter’s pickled picked peppers: premiere!
Quoted quantities: questionable, q*eer 
Ration’s Redeeming:
Scofield scale screaming,
Terrifies tongues, torrents tears

Ultimatums unduly unclear
Varnished vengeance veneer
Wipeouts, whiteouts
Xeroxing x-outs
Yielding yoked yeoman years

Zanax-zombified zebras zig-zag zanily, zap zooming zeitgeists

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Alliterative, Abecedarian Limericks!

Ran out for 'Z', so I made an alliterative monoku there. This was hard! The last stanza stretches the imagination a bit :-)

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L Milton Hankins March 2, 2022 at 9:04 AM Marvelous. Intricate. I can see why. These are very well done, Jeff. Perhaps you can continue when you have your wits back. Jeff Kyser March 2, 2022 at 10:38 AM I did manage to finish it out (well, sort of - that last stanza might take some explaining and imagination) Thanks, this was fun, but I may have broken rhymezone.com