Best Gar Poems

There once was a man named Gar,
Who came from the planet Mars.
He had fun in the sun,
As he toasted his buns.
And slurped his drink from a bar....

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The Gar of very ghostly white
Swam across the sky
Until the fanbrush whisped him away
Blending him into the sky blue-sky...

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    The witching hour draws near
      (whatever that implies)
    Your breath reeks of stale beer

    I cringe when you ask me for a kiss
      (from my...

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