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The gander who wanted more goslings

“Today, we again failed to reproduce,”
said the gander to the goose.
“If we wanna keep up with the drake and the duck,
we gotta do more than ~ just depend on luck.
We gotta actually let something hang loose.”

Categories: gander, animal, baby, bird, children,
Form: Light Verse

Gander through time

Luminous miscellaneous adorn my crown,
Frills and strawberries,
Thorny circlet dusted with a light layer of twinkle, 
As my eyes hysteric with confusion 
muse on this loss. 

I gather the lumps of loaf 
crossing the border of light 
toddling and traversing through the hues
of bent butter beauties 
drooping into the worn old stone
one foot forward of the

Categories: gander, 11th grade, childhood, family,
Form: Free verse

Auntie's Farm

Mom drives us to our Auntie’s farm
so we can run and play.
She thinks it will be no harm
for us to spend the day.  

Muriel Mule sings hee-haw,
and we all clap our hands.
It was fun to laugh and guffaw
since we are her greatest fans.

Daphne Duck quacks in glee
while Gary Gander flaps his wings.
Prissy Pig and

Categories: gander, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

A Gander At Sanders

Comrade Bernie
Like Bert and Ernie
    Appeals to youth --
    Angry, quirky, uncouth

Categories: gander, analogy, satire,
Form: Clerihew

Gander At My Dander

Gander At My Dander

About some people I have been realizing,
They enjoy bothering us and aggrandizing;
Get up dander,
Of my  gander;
Which I lately have really been surmising.

I think Trump annoys people on purpose
just to get their attention. Have you ever 
anything like that before?


Jim Horn

Categories: gander, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Try To Take a Gander

Try to Take a Gander

There ain't nothing I can't write about
Even though my poor English is in doubt
Correct it yourself can go ahead and do
Permanently stick you might need glue.

Once poem becomes permanently in place
Deserving your attention with no disgrace
Why bother and try to read my poem at all
Many may appall sung in some shower

Categories: gander, humorous,
Form: Couplet

Meander and Great Gander

Meander and Great Gander

Writing poems and playing a guitar
My soul never scare or leave a scar
Even though some say I'm a rising star
Love hearing me play from off way far

Poems of my personality are an extension
May remove all of your **** retention
Reading my poems is always so much fun
Until off to bathroom body will have

Categories: gander, animal, humor, humorous,
Form: Couplet

Good For the Gander

to really please the ladies on the soup
there's one sure thing i should put to use
to keep the ladies smiling all the time
i should use my dictionary for every line

and when i'm at the office and have something to say
i just call my secretary who comes running right away
she who is always ready to take

Categories: gander, introspection,
Form: Dramatic Verse

Gary the Gander

Gary the Gander was a big silly goose
Who wanted to wander if he could get loose
From confines of the barnyard where he had been born.
He had layers of lard just from dining on corn.

Farmer Bruce was his keeper and treated him well
But Gary had ambitions and wanted to tell
Tall tales to the members of his

Categories: gander, fantasy, sweet, sweet,
Form: Light Verse

Gander That

There once was a golden goose named Alice
Who lived with the King in his Royal Palace
The Careless King tossed down
His armored knight and gown
Poor Alice was found flatter than stale Guinness

Categories: gander, funny,
Form: Limerick

Gander Wants a Goose

oh deer how *****,
wimmen problems slide,
 the gander wants the goose,
better seeming be tonguetied,
then let the wrong words loose,
ive tried ...n fried ...now footloose..
whats the use :( poor ol Johnson tried. 9-aug-11

Categories: gander, adventure,
Form: Rhyme