Gander Poems - Poems about Gander

“Today, we again failed to reproduce,” said the gander to the goose. “If we wanna keep up with the drake and the duck, we gotta do more than ~ just depend on luck. We gotta actually let something hang loose.”...

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Luminous miscellaneous adorn my crown, Frills and strawberries, Thorny circlet dusted with a light layer of twinkle, As my eyes hysteric with confusion muse on this loss. I gather the lumps of loaf crossing the border of light toddling and traversing through the hues of bent butter beauties drooping into the worn old stone one foot forward of the...

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Mom drives us to our Auntie’s farm so we can run and play. She thinks it will be no harm for us to spend the day. Muriel Mule sings hee-haw, and we all clap our hands. It was fun to laugh and guffaw since we are her greatest fans. Daphne Duck quacks in glee while Gary Gander flaps his wings. Prissy Pig and...

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Comrade Bernie Like Bert and Ernie Appeals to youth -- Angry, quirky, uncouth...

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Gander At My Dander About some people I have been realizing, They enjoy bothering us and aggrandizing; Get up dander, Of my gander; Which I lately have really been surmising. I think Trump annoys people on purpose just to get their attention. Have you ever anything like that before? Jim Horn...

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Try to Take a Gander There ain't nothing I can't write about Even though my poor English is in doubt Correct it yourself can go ahead and do Permanently stick you might need glue. Once poem becomes permanently in place Deserving your attention with no disgrace Why bother and try to read my poem at all Many may appall sung in some shower...

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Meander and Great Gander Writing poems and playing a guitar My soul never scare or leave a scar Even though some say I'm a rising star Love hearing me play from off way far Poems of my personality are an extension May remove all of your **** retention Reading my poems is always so much fun Until off to bathroom body will have...

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to really please the ladies on the soup there's one sure thing i should put to use to keep the ladies smiling all the time i should use my dictionary for every line and when i'm at the office and have something to say i just call my secretary who comes running right away she who is always ready to take...

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Gary the Gander was a big silly goose Who wanted to wander if he could get loose From confines of the barnyard where he had been born. He had layers of lard just from dining on corn. Farmer Bruce was his keeper and treated him well But Gary had ambitions and wanted to tell Tall tales to the members of his...

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There once was a golden goose named Alice Who lived with the King in his Royal Palace The Careless King tossed down His armored knight and gown Poor Alice was found flatter than stale Guinness...

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oh deer how *****, wimmen problems slide, the gander wants the goose, better seeming be tonguetied, then let the wrong words loose, ive tried ...n fried ...now footloose.. whats the use :( poor ol Johnson tried. 9-aug-11...

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