Meander and Great Gander

Meander and Great Gander Writing poems and playing a guitar My soul never scare or leave a scar Even though some say I'm a rising star Love hearing me play from off way far Poems of my personality are an extension May remove all of your **** retention Reading my poems is always so much fun Until off to bathroom body will have to run Lately, have you ever heard of humoristic Like a humorist who has gone ballistic Behind poems and jokes likely will lurk Something about a jerk who went berserk If politically correct and into it must meander Look at grunting goose behind a big gander Who cussed after causing a meager mishap So person behind would step in a pile of crap James Thomas Horn www.poetrysoup.com PS. I'll drink to that And should've bought a cat. Also, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho That was I who told you so.