Gaffer Poems - Poems about Gaffer

...It was two decades ago today when an actor took his final breath. When he starred in Doctor Who, he starred in "The Robots of Death". His name was Russell Hunter and he was born in February of 1925......Read the rest...

...YOU KNOW DON'T HAVE MUCH TO SAY AND EVERYONE KNOWS HOW i FEEL THE POINT OF THIS IS AN EXPRESSION YA'LL CAN UNDERSTAND HOW i FEEL SHE BROKE MY HEART LEFT ME IN SHAMBLES AND EVERYBODY SAY'S......Read the rest...

...A British actor entertained people as Selwyn Froggitt and The Gaffer. During his 89 years of life, Bill Maynard gave millions the gift of laughter. He starred in a few episodes of both 'Worzel Gumm......Read the rest...

...Shovels Scraping Standing quiet so as not, to cause a riot. Boots are heavy full of grit. Hair is matted and full of sweat. Muscles ache, with move they make Blister blood, mixed with mud ......Read the rest...

...an incessant bore he droned on and on and on … where’s my gaffer tape! Based on experience at our meal out last night – he dominated the conversation at our end of the table and then......Read the rest...

...I don't have a soul you know not some idle boast! you'll understand If I say, I don't do ghosts I don't believe I have a soul don't do ephemeral or need something mysterious for me it's jus......Read the rest...

...I don't have a soul you know This is not some idle boast! I expect you'll understand If I say, I don't do ghosts I don't believe I have a soul I don't do ephemeral or have something mysteriou......Read the rest...

...Do you ever worry about? Some of the things that I see Happening to hard working, decent families - Or can you not imagine? Here is a taste of the lives of the working poor The people your ......Read the rest...

...Walking in the Shire feeling the warmth of the sun on my body I see the well tilled farms and the Green Dragon where I long to have a pint of beer In a time o......Read the rest...

...Superglue won’t do it, neither will flour paste glue, PVA is useless, and Araldite is too. A broken heart cannot be stitched together, And Gaffer tape doesn’t last forever. How do you me......Read the rest...

...“My God” said St. Peter “how neat A donkey head for trick or treat! Just two feet? I want more!” So god gave him four off he ran hee-haw bleat! There Gabriel stood with his horn He said God I......Read the rest...

...Tie Me Down by Rob Barratt Tie me down, tether me to a pole Rope together the wings on my soul Fill my wellies up with rocks Put big pebbles in my socks Nail my boots to a railway sleeper ......Read the rest...

...Be not harried by apostasy spates Surcease ye flux of basilic imprecations Adhibit ye ,supernal paracletes The pith of divinity An Achates, Vae victis In this temporal realm Chatoyant fa......Read the rest...