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I love you funny Valentine at all cost
All your bad habits I laugh them off
How you wear your clothes a certain style
Boisterous of course with colors loud
I love you funny valentine yes I dare
Speak to you kind love your kinky black hair
And in the eve your peace is with me
Despite the rat race and warring in street
I love you short I love you tall
And in between I love you all
Love your licorice laugh and your chocolate eyes
And when mad love your ego and pride
And when you’re bad love your candy lies
Running so fast with your caramel thick thighs
I love your tears you keep inside
When you let them out we both cry
Love you past present future days
Love you young and as you age.
Even when you betray love you still I will not shade
We all can be real and make mistakes
Funny Valentine my love is your fate.
they said all you need is love,
but they forgot to mention the mess.
they said it’s a crazy little thing called love,
but it feels more like a fever dream in slow motion.
i keep waiting for modern love to call back,
for the look of love to last longer than three seconds,
for someone to hum can’t help falling in love
without the falling part hurting so much.
i want a sunday kind of love,
the kind where nobody’s rushing to leave,
where i will always love you actually means always,
not just “until i get bored.”
they say you give love a bad name,
but i think love does that just fine on its own.
still, i’d risk it—
every fool for a love moment,
every love story that ends in rewind,
every somebody to love i never find.
they tell me what’s love got to do with it,
and i laugh, because maybe everything,
maybe nothing,
maybe just endless love played too loud on repeat.
i’ve been looking for love in all the wrong places,
waiting for my funny valentine to show up
with no guitar, no roses,
just a quiet crazy in love kind of look
that says, “hey, i get it.”
and maybe one day,
when love is in the air
and not just on playlists,
i’ll finally know what they meant
when they said
love me tender.
I love you like a four-year-old
loves playing Hunt the Thimble:
I want you like Inspector Gerard
wants cuffs on Richard Kimble.
As Mork has eyes for Mindy, I
am crazy, too - no, loonier!
But, to ensnare you, I'll do "square",
like Efrem Zimbalist Junior.
As Elly May loves critters, and
young Jethro worships Jed,
I tell the world that you're my girl,
verbose as Mister Ed.
I seal each letter with a kiss,
just like I'm Brian Hyland:
immaculate in every way,
immune from dirt, or tooth decay,
you've never known a Bad Hair Day,
like the girls on Gilligan's Island
A man and woman meet on a blind date. Their chemistry,
instantaneous and combustible. Before long, they were happily
going steady. Their courtship, eventually blossoming into love.
But one fateful Valentine's Day, a woman from the man's past
resurfaces, shattering the state of their union. A disastrous secret
comes to the forefront. The woman happens to be the man's wife.
The man is living a double life. The abrupt end of a love affair.
Two couples in love
Alas! Their love couldn't last
Funny Valentine
Date written: 08/31/2019
Her voice captures you
Enraptures you
She sings and deep within
Her heart drips in passions tears
She reaches out, and touches air
She is sultry, stylish and with flair
Her Voice seduces you
Her songs wrap around your heart
She touches you in jazzy blues
Her musical notes play on your mind
She is buried deep within her own thoughts
She sings of love, the one she dreams
She melts before your eyes
Unawares of the love she brings
She kisses her song goodbye
And looks into you, her sultry angel eyes
In the dark of night, silently she fades away
My funny Valentine
( feel free to guess on whom this poem is based )
Clue 1) Her first name is Alice
Clue 2) New singer 2013
Clue 3 ) Name of song in poem