My funny Valentine

My Valentines Day wasn't great -
she turned up at least but too late,
confessing, 'I'm Luke,'
she started to puke,
and stood up to pee. What a date!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Kendrick Avatar
February 14, 2026 at 10:51 AM
So nice to read your winning poem on Andrea's winners' list. Way to go. Congratulations to you. Happy Valentine's Day to you. Sara K
Miller Avatar
February 14, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Very funny, congratulations
Canerdy Avatar
February 13, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Oh, WOW! What a bummer~~the situation, not the limerick. CONGRATS on your win, Jack. Janice
Dietrich Avatar
February 13, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Haha. One of the funniest ones, Jack! Congratulations
Allison Avatar
February 6, 2026 at 2:41 PM
absolutely hilarious Jack - soup mail xx hugs jan xx
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