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Snow Funny Poems

These Snow Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Snow. These are the best examples of Funny Snow poems written by international poets.

Revised Nursery Rhyme - Mary - Bitesize Contest

      Mary ate a great big ham
        her gills turned white as snow

Categories: food, funny,

The Cut-Out-And-Keep Guide To Trees

the silver birch
it likes to hide
so as you search 
at eventide
you find it there with many friends
playing poker through the night

the common oak 
a wise

Categories: fun, funny, humorous, light,

Holiday Fun

Santa sang as he approached the streets.
Couldn't wait to give out some treats.
From the window, he looked East.
He saw there was a feast.
Rode back and

Categories: funny, candy, chocolate, christmas, december,

Christmas Parodies examples

Christmas Song parodies 

Feliz Navidad

Police! Oh my god!
Police! Oh my god!
Police! Oh my god!
Put me in handcuffs because I rob.

I Wanna phone call this very

Categories: christmas, fun, funny, humor,

'Twas The Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas at my house
when I heard a noise I knew wasn't a mouse.
And as the kids dreamed fast asleep in bed,
through

Categories: christmas, fantasy, funny, holiday,

Nursery Rhymes Contest

Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes for adults?

 One, two Buckle My Shoe  

One,  two,  Got caught cheating on you
Three, four, we got a

Categories: funny, humor, nursery rhyme, satire,

Snow in the heat

The sun was up, what bright sunny day!
A rabbit with a snowboard on its way.
A daydreamer, lost in a song
singing its tunes, all along.
Till it

Categories: dream, funny, may, silly,

My Blimp Is On The Fritz Again


My blimp is on the fritz again
The hovercraft just popped
I surely cannot take the car
That’s jacked up in the shop

The bus won’t come out to

Categories: funny, humorous, technology,

THE WINTER TIME BLUES

Dashing through the snow,
It's thirty-two below,
My hands are cold, my feet are numb,
For some this weather sure ain't fun.

My eyes are tearing up, 
My nose

Categories: christmas, funny,

Behind the Beard

 With the start of snow and festive delight,
A tale unfolds on this magical night.
 Be-clause Santa, you know, is more than it seems,
A secret

Categories: christmas, funny,

Santa's Christmas Eve

Santa Claus was bellowing, things were wacked,
the giant red sleigh was packed,
the reindeer weren't harnessed up,
he stomped in the snow, broke his cocoa cup.

Suddenly, there

Categories: celebration, christmas, forgiveness, funny,

Freddy Farkle

Freddy Farkle, fumbling forecaster for Forestville,
friggin' fudged Friday forecast....fair?!
first florid felicitous, falling flurries followed,
froze flowers, foiled!
faraway farmhouse, furrowing farmland,
frigid fanny, furious, frustrated,
frumpy, frazzled!
furry forest friends

Categories: funny, 6th grade, 7th grade,

Snow White

Snow White took an unladylike bite
of a big red apple polished bright
	she snoozed quite a while
	he kissed her with guile
and they shared an afternoon delight

Categories: fruit, funny, humorous, kiss,

The Healing Power of Laughter

Oh, how I love a good laugh,
To chase away fears and all of my past.
My stomach hurts and I can't breathe,
And through the pain I

Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,

The Sting of Spring

I sulk in solace by the ember’s glow
of warming hearths that temper to the bone
then wait in earnest ‘til the thaw of snow
and all the

Categories: angst, funny, spring,