Prayer Funny Poems

The despicable fly thinks he is tall
Because he landed so high on the wall
But I’m about to show him just how small
He truly is when...

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I strolled into Hell like a VIP/
Satan said, "what's this nonsense I see"/
"Bro, I out evil you", I smirked with glee/
Then he rage-quit chess, forfeiting...

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I had a girlfriend during my youth service,
She was then in love but still a novice,
After service, she was called to the bar,
Not long after...

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My heart begins to sink
As my skin begins to quiver
I've been swept to the brink
By regrets flowing like a river 
So what am I to...

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The Lord’s Prayer in sign language is so beautiful 
It’s like a fuchsia finger ballet in blue ocean air waves
If you do watch this display...

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“Hey Cupid, hollered the Saint,
bringing me couples, ya ain’t!”
	Cupid answered, “So what?
	Ya just get what ya got.
Don’t mix prayer with complaint.”...

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We all went down to the beach today; it was hot as hot can be.  
The carpark was full, Dad got cross and my...

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Friday Night Check-ins


The days have been calm and collected.
The guests have been happy, content.
The weekday staff scurry out from the hotel
To avoid the upcoming event.

Weekend...

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Sometimes a pause...is all you need,
In your rush - to succeed.
Breathe in deep, breathe out long,
Accepting weakness, makes you strong.
A prayer, to The Creator up...

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And the answer is… 

Love will always be the answer
Even if we don’t know the question,
Often, we just need a little hint
A laughing child with...

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I strain against the rising tide
    But I find no solace there.
My only hope for some success
    Is to...

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silent prayer (Haiku)

Lord hear my prayer
The words I want to hear now
Under the B...2!...

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Away...

Spot her  from far.
Have a tingle mingle all over your skin.
Award your forehead a scratch
As you do the arduous estimations
Of the remaining catwalk steps
Before...

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May God hear my prayer
That I achieve my goals today
I buff up my chest
In hope you find me the juiciest 
And swallow me whole
My seeds...

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Today I hugged my tarantula I can’t believe I did
I don’t know what came over me I must have flipped my lid!
I thought that she...

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