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Don'T Ever Do This

Today I hugged my tarantula I can’t believe I did
I don’t know what came over me I must have flipped my lid!
I thought that she would merely run that thought soon I forsook
When after I had set her down a combat stance she took
Her carapace shot vertical, her pedicel stretched long
Staunch pedipalps in earnest zeal drummed out her battle song
Opisthosoma thrust up high, hairs bristled on its end
Chelicerae with puckered fangs intended to offend
Her beady eyes locked onto me, her fovea relaxed
Her legs in octal synchrony sprang open to the max
Determined to aspire, her spinnerets now spun
A dainty strand of robust silk that glistened in the sun
Before I knew what happened she wrapped it ‘round my head
And then with otherworldly strength, she pulled that steely thread
I struggled to resist her she quickly reeled me in
A contest even Hercules could not have hoped to win
So there we were, now face to face I bid myself adieu
I shut my eyes and said a prayer resolved that I was through
I thought for sure that she would bite or otherwise attack
But neither of those did she do, instead, she hugged me back!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Rotman Avatar
July 21, 2022 at 12:52 PM
This gave me a huge smile. Good rhyming.
Jolly Avatar
July 20, 2022 at 12:57 PM
This is brilliant, I enjoyed every word! Very entertaining, and I actually said 'awww' when I read the last line. :)
Seeker Avatar
July 19, 2022 at 6:51 PM
Hahaha! A happy ending. You’ve researched the anatomy of a tarantula quite well, I must say
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