Jesus Funny Poems

I wish I had a funny bone
One that was my very own and not cloned
And so I asked God one fine night
When the lights were...

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Pumpkins set up on high
Pretty leaves are dancing
Paints coming in orange
Painting funny faces
Patty loves the fun look
Pies will make big smiles shine
Priceless fun day for...

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Naughty Children

Naughty children pick their nose's
And smear their clothes
Playful and mischievous
They belong to Jesus

Naughty kids are fast kids
They catch butterflies
With big smiles they show you
How...

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Unexpected Coming

By Mark D. Stucky

“Therefore you also be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect.” (Luke 12:40)

Nobody...

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Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days and God...

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Near the park, I screamed at a big chap—
“Do not pee by the roadside, ape-man!”
oh, because I seen fright,
I peed on a shrub a night.
The...

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I went to an old seemetarry, a few night's ago you see,
 I was full of charisma, colorful contemplation freely flowing through me.
 The cat...

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** A Very Memorable Christmas Present **

Someone made an err::
Boxing Day ‘ere’s 
Been the day of — not after.
What started as the greatest 
Christmas ever,...

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I
I give thanks to The LORD six days a week. I forget which days I forget!

II
Little Jack Horner refused to sit in the corner: I...

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The Platypus: Double Limerick
by Michael R. Burch 

The platypus, myopic,
is ungainly, not erotic.
His feet for bed
are over-webbed,
and what of his proboscis?

The platypus, though, is eager
although...

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" Did I tell you I was visited by the lord? "
Our neighbor began to tell...
He lived on a busy road
So I couldn't hear him...

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I Thought This Was So Cute And Just Wanted To Share It.


Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his...

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I strain against the rising tide
    But I find no solace there.
My only hope for some success
    Is to...

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Jesus never called me to be a fisher of woman,
but you changed that.

I waited, impatiently, for the hook to shake;
I never thought you would add...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, did you know that Jesus loves you. 
Roses are red, violets are blue, on Halloween the ghost says boo.
Roses...

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