Introspection Funny Poems

Each December I begin to write down,
           my yearly New Years pledge;
   ...

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for your information
I am not a little toy brick man
with U shaped hands
and interchangeable heads
but the world I live in
is...

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Breaking hours,
light flickering 
between gray torrents, 
restrained luminosity. 
(otherwise too glorious)

Oh but your shine 
when I see, dazzling 
of it’s own volition, 
your introspection 
so...

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Near the park, I screamed at a big chap—
“Do not pee by the roadside, ape-man!”
oh, because I seen fright,
I peed on a shrub a night.
The...

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A youthful face, but no brains:
Time the deceiver – I think back,
to all I thought I knew that it has 
taken me a lifetime to...

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yonder tree so falls
 being cut down trimmed and all
saw just let er rip

~

bubbling boiling clog
having an upset stomach 
flatulent just gas 

~

rooted gases brews...

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I shot you in the eye still you won't lie down and die ( jus die cos I say so)
I made the rules to say...

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I'll have
the beauty platter
with ugly on the side....

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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The bubble you burst is my pride of command
The trouble you cursed by the chide of my band
The fool that is me is no true...

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File Number

364 was especially hard to deal with today. 
The worker made a check in the empty box. 
She used red ink. 

Wife beater, 
drinker,...

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The cookies were raw, must be the salt,
The oven's a little bit broke,
And the cake didn't rise, flat as a tack,
Must have been a faulty...

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Stop Killing My Country

Accused of political banter, 
to speak the words, God Bless, 
and America in the same sentence. 
Bespeaking the fear, 
of being proud,...

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Used by the Muse

Here I sit, after the holidays. 
Everything is quiet, 
and waiting for the big party, 
to end the year. 

Struggling on page...

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The new Karma Restaurant's, 
Where my wife and I had a seat
They told us, "We have no menu,"
"You get what you deserve to eat!"

The waiter...

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