The Karma Restaurant

The new Karma Restaurant's, 
Where my wife and I had a seat
They told us, "We have no menu,"
"You get what you deserve to eat!"

The waiter soon brought us our meal
She got a steak, she liked a lot
That is what I thought I would get
But a hot pocket's what I got!

For desert, I was still hopeful
For a comeback from a bad start
But my wife got Cherries Jubilee
And I got a cherry pop tart!

After thoughtful introspection
At what Karma put on my plate
Change didn't seem very likely
So Hardy's will be our next date!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Wood Avatar
September 24, 2019 at 10:26 AM
LOL! Love this!
Adams Avatar
September 24, 2019 at 12:46 PM
Thanks Dean for all the comments. Romping through my sordid past offerings can be a little chancy!........80)
Laurie Avatar
September 17, 2019 at 6:23 PM
G'day PAT … a very enjoyable read indeed. I shiver at the thought about what I would be given. You did well - thanks PAT - Lindsay
Adams Avatar
September 18, 2019 at 4:11 PM
Yes it could get ugly!...80)....Thanks!
Rodrigues Avatar
September 14, 2019 at 8:30 PM
LOL!
Adams Avatar
September 14, 2019 at 9:40 PM
TYVMK! (Thank you very much Kim).....80)
There Avatar
September 14, 2019 at 12:31 AM
I couldn't wait to get to the ending, just to see how one like this might end ~ funny, as usual! (hardy har har har ;)
Adams Avatar
September 14, 2019 at 8:13 AM
Thanks Hello!....Hardy har har....Hardys....I see what you did there!...80)
Lamoureux Avatar
September 13, 2019 at 7:55 PM
This is very entertaining. Well done.
Adams Avatar
September 14, 2019 at 8:11 AM
Thanks a lot Richard!......80)
Allison Avatar
September 13, 2019 at 6:48 PM
Very witty Pat after writing my latest poem I'd probably get lettuce with slugs on it lol:-( hugs Jan xx
Adams Avatar
September 14, 2019 at 8:11 AM
Yeah, to a certain point I think we might be in the same boat, although I feel like maybe yours might be quite a bit fancier than mine!.....80)
Michael Avatar
September 13, 2019 at 6:42 PM
NICE...I like it
Adams Avatar
September 14, 2019 at 8:09 AM
Thank you Arturo!.....pat
Wolf Avatar
September 13, 2019 at 6:01 PM
Very funny, Pat! So much for Karma, eh?! Cheers, gw
Adams Avatar
September 14, 2019 at 8:09 AM
Thanks Gershon and Cheers right back!!....pat
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