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Cross-Eyed Chickens

...

There's nothing funnier than a cross-eyed chicken
With legs the size of your arm
The Chicken Emporiums would sure love to know 
The name of this progressive farm

Aside from the unne...

hastening angel

...(A repost from 2019)

My favorite aunt is dying.. cancer, quiet and consuming as a flame..

Seven short weeks ago she was easily doing an hour of step aerobics, unaware of this intruder, this mur...

Friend

...Friend
Comforting familiarity
Lasting a lifetime
Yet even lifetimes end
Memories

Memories
Laughing uncontrollably
We should not
That makes it funnier 
Hilarity...

Silly Willy

...Willy is funny and kind
He tells jokes all the time
I can’t describe
His lazy eye
Making jokes funnier in mind...

Drops for 'Pops'

...
  Onto every head

  gooey bird poo sometimes drops

    ~ funnier on ‘Pops’
...

Enigma

...Do you know?
I don't think so, 
But I dunno.
You know?

Life's an enigma - 
And everything in it.
I'd try to understand,
But I can't pin it
Down.

Experts abound.
They're all around.
I h...

Story-My humor

...Do you know what it feels like when your dad leaves to go get the milk and comes back with a gun and some vengeance?
No? Well me neither.
See look, being funny is hard.
Some people don’t like your...

Some Summer Sun Youthful Days

...Roof top summer time
The excellently  exceptional 
Mischief mallee throwing ice from
Hallway windows at passers-by 
Sunshine all the time sun gaze
Am I blind? Summer CRAZE!! 
Hey! Whatever daze...

Saint Or Sinner

...Is Donald Trump a saint or a sinner? 

This question hangs
in bars and in corridors of power
This man, Trump, is habitually torn to shreds, by political editors representing the opposition, while...

When I Put My Slipper On

...He says, “When I put My Slippers on…”
What he should have said,
“When I put my My Slippers slippers on…”
My oh my, a slippery slope…
The commercial might add:
I wake up on my My Pillow p...

Tatters

...Freckles fall from Tatters downtrodden countenance.
They fell like snow onto his chest below. Only one
landed on his nose, Rudolph-proud. He shared
Bozo’s hair - orange and red - a frenet...

Clown Politics

...How am I doing

Well thanking you very much indeed

For being kind enough to ask

Because I am doing just fine

In fact I can't tell a lie i am actually
way far better than that bordering on...

Dear Diary Entry Page 13

...Dear Diary

I know because I have been forewarned 

That when my name is brought up
and I am mentioned and 
referenced in certain other people's
 company

Some people choose to refer to me a...

It's Devastating How

...It's devastating how...
From being the closest of friends, we are strangers now.
Well, I admit you're not the only one to blame.
I wish I hadn't turned a blind eye to your games.
I always pretend...

Plan of Chicot Fails

...Chicot was worn out from being humorous all the time.
He got more and more depressed the funnier he was.
The king had demanded his presence at a quarter to nine.
He sat and studied his jester suit...

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