Funnier Poems - Poems about Funnier

...Do you know what it feels like when your dad leaves to go get the milk and comes back with a gun and some vengeance? No? Well me neither. See look, being funny is hard. Some people don’t like your......Read the rest...

...Roof top summer time The excellently exceptional Mischief mallee throwing ice from Hallway windows at passers-by Sunshine all the time sun gaze Am I blind? Summer CRAZE!! Hey! Whatever daze......Read the rest...

...Pick me apart, prod and poke I fear there's a dam in place There's no articulation Anger is thrashing about I don't want to acknowledge it My mind brings in the Hulk "You wouldn't like me when ......Read the rest...

...Is Donald Trump a saint or a sinner? This question hangs in bars and in corridors of power This man, Trump, is habitually torn to shreds, by political editors representing the opposition, while......Read the rest...

...He says, “When I put My Slippers on…” What he should have said, “When I put my My Slippers slippers on…” My oh my, a slippery slope… The commercial might add: I wake up on my My Pillow p......Read the rest...

...Freckles fall from Tatters downtrodden countenance. They fell like snow onto his chest below. Only one landed on his nose, Rudolph-proud. He shared Bozo’s hair - orange and red - a frenet......Read the rest...

...How am I doing Well thanking you very much indeed For being kind enough to ask Because I am doing just fine In fact I can't tell a lie i am actually way far better than that bordering on......Read the rest...

...Dear Diary I know because I have been forewarned That when my name is brought up and I am mentioned and referenced in certain other people's company Some people choose to refer to me a......Read the rest...

...It's devastating how... From being the closest of friends, we are strangers now. Well, I admit you're not the only one to blame. I wish I hadn't turned a blind eye to your games. I always pretend......Read the rest...

...Chicot was worn out from being humorous all the time. He got more and more depressed the funnier he was. The king had demanded his presence at a quarter to nine. He sat and studied his jester suit......Read the rest...

...If you would like to have your limerick(s) posted, soup mail them to me. Ms. Rude is still writing her snide remarks She sounds like a mad dog who barks and barks Geeze, lady, give it a rest Yo......Read the rest...

... I know a creative soul named Jan She births laughter - it’s surely her plan Giggles must shadow her Her wit creates a stir She’s funnier than most any man Paean On Poets Po......Read the rest...

...Lucille (“Lucy”) Ball Her desire for show biz fame is anything but small Plays the wife of Ricky the Cuban drummer How she goes about it could not be funnier. Desi (“Ricky”) ......Read the rest...

...What could be funnier than standing in a corner, Staring at the wall, while your spouse watches crazy. This wife of a husband, I was like a foreigner, To stare at a wall, like a dunce, half-baked ......Read the rest...

...Suicide is a topic way too serious for jokes. Too awkward for many funny bone pokes. But Patch Addams was played on this tone. By a fighter of demons of others and his own. So in the spirit......Read the rest...