Long Funnier Poems
Long Funnier Poems. Below are the most popular long Funnier by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Funnier poems by poem length and keyword.
Story-My humor
Do you know what it feels like when your dad leaves to go get the milk and comes back with a gun and some vengeance?
No? Well me neither.
See look, being funny is hard.
Some people don’t...
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Categories:
funnier, creation, emotions, funny, humor, me, meaningful,
Form:
Narrative
Limerick Collaboration-Join In-New Additions
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Ms. Rude is still writing her snide remarks
She sounds like a mad dog who barks and barks
Geeze, lady, give it a rest
Your...
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Categories:
funnier, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Oppressor and the Oppressed
Oppressor and the oppressed.
Who is the oppressed and who is the oppressor?
Who has the right to beat a random person on the street?
Who has the right when to pronounce a person guilty or to see...
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Categories:
funnier, bird, character, corruption, future, nostalgia, drug,
Form:
Free verse
Eight Days Have Passed
EIGHT DAYS HAVE PASSED
"Give thanks to the Lord our God and King
His love endures forever
For He is good, He is above all things
His love endures forever"
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Eight days have passed since year 2016 began Father God,
I...
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Categories:
funnier, appreciation, feelings, life, love, new year, prayer,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Secret Service Among the Homeless
secrets of a homeless shelter
group of people
fallen victom to the game of making one's life unfair
granted i am good at giving them their power back
allowing them to replace negativity with happiness they can actually feel
why...
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Categories:
funnier, history, uplifting, visionarypeople, giving, life, me, people,
Form:
Free verse
Clown Politics
How am I doing
Well thanking you very much indeed
For being kind enough to ask
Because I am doing just fine
In fact I can't tell a lie i am actually
way far better than that bordering on
great
Because...
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Categories:
funnier, 11th grade, political,
Form:
Free verse
Lessons I'Ve Learned From Crazy Stupid Love
I fell hard for this movie when it first came out man. Each time I watch it, something new is revealed to me.
Welp. Here’goes.
1. Don’t get Lazy with Love.
It’s interesting to note...
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Categories:
funnier, forgiveness, life, love, teacher, humor, love,
Form:
Free verse
Get Out My Life
When I was at the Hilton
And I didn’t feel strong
You jumped a bandwagon
Yeah you were real wrong
And it’s taken many years to carry on
So I’m gonna tell it and put you where you...
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Categories:
funnier, pain, mental health,
Form:
Rhyme
Not Enough Gags
(On the morning of February 25, 1983, the great dramatist
Tennessee Williams was found dead in a New York hotel suite.
He had choked on the plastic cap of his eyedrops bottle, which
he habitually held...
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Categories:
funnier,
Form:
Blank verse
Shot To Poppa Squat
Suicide is a topic way too serious for jokes.
Too awkward for many funny bone pokes.
But Patch Addams was played on this tone.
By a fighter of demons of others and his own.
So...
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Categories:
funnier, death of a friend, funny, grief, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Intuition
I knew I should have just walked away;
The moment I laid eyes on you I should have...
I don’t know...blocked you out
I should have seen the blaring danger sign above your head,
Should have...
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Categories:
funnier, angst, death, lost love, lovedeath, me, longing,
Form:
Free verse
The Deliberate Coin Flip
The Deliberate Coin Flip
Wrote a letter to a longtime friend now dead,
asking about other side, what he could tell.
Please my friend, send me a signal if this read
and also let me know to postmark, Heaven...
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Categories:
funnier, appreciation, death of a friend, humor, lost,
Form:
Rhyme
Saint Or Sinner
Is Donald Trump a saint or a sinner?
This question hangs
in bars and in corridors of power
This man, Trump, is habitually torn to shreds, by political editors representing the opposition, while some
people point out the...
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Categories:
funnier, absence, christian, confidence, humanity,
Form:
Blank verse
Circumcised
Maybe I should name this: the knife, or traditions traditions, or the pain of being an African girl. Or a funnier title; we laughed until we cried
Right after primary school
I visited a girlfriend of mine...
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Categories:
funnier, africa, culture, girl, mum,
Form:
Prose
hastening angel
(A repost from 2019)
My favorite aunt is dying.. cancer, quiet and consuming as a flame..
Seven short weeks ago she was easily doing an hour of step aerobics, unaware of this intruder, this murderer within. Now...
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Categories:
funnier, death, eulogy, family, friendship, remember,
Form:
Free verse
Dear Diary Entry Page 13
Dear Diary
I know because I have been forewarned
That when my name is brought up
and I am mentioned and
referenced in certain other people's
company
Some people choose to refer to me as
isn't he funny but...
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Categories:
funnier, 10th grade, slam,
Form:
Free verse
Blind Love Syndrome
I have a confession to make.
I don’t know if you’ve ever heard, or witnessed a case like this
But uhh.
I have a problem with falling for someone too hard too early
It’s otherwise known as...
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Categories:
funnier, anxiety, break up, depression, farewell, lonely, lost
Form:
Dramatic Verse
My Lord Is That a Lazy Boy
MY LORD, IS THAT A RECLINER?
I keep getting phone calls that have all been ignored
And the calls are collect which I cannot afford
Someone keeps calling to tell me once again that He’s bored
So how...
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Categories:
funnier, angstgod, god, me, boy,
Form:
Quintain (English)
I'D Keep Writing About Dope Except You Never Saw My Angel
MY LORD, IS THAT A RECLINER?
I keep getting phone calls that have all been ignored
And the calls are collect which I cannot afford
Someone keeps calling to tell me once again that He’s bored
So how...
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Categories:
funnier, inspirationalgod, god, me,
Form:
Quintain (English)
My Lord Is That a Recliner
MY LORD, IS THAT A RECLINER?
I keep getting phone calls that have all been ignored
And the calls are collect which I cannot afford
Someone keeps calling to tell me once again that He’s bored
So how...
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Categories:
funnier, angst, god, god, me,
Form:
Quatrain
Alcohol: Friend Or Foe
Led to believe
you'd help me achieve
the grace of a ballerina
a voice operatic
from my usual asthmatic
cackle like a laughing hyena
Distaste despite
I endured your bite
the party with gusto to steer
true state of affairs
via...
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Categories:
funnier, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Griselda My Imaginary Friend
Her name was Griselda, and she was a sassy, super confident witch.
She could perform magic potion that threw prissy snakes into a ditch.
Her ideas were monumental, super fantastic, funnier than any of mine.
She taught me...
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Categories:
funnier, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form:
Rhyme
Please Dear
He says,
"You are smarter than you look, funnier than most",
"You have a heart of gold and a will of an eagle",
"You are beautiful in all ways and the finest of God’s creation"...
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Categories:
funnier, anger, appreciation, dedication, destiny, first love, kiss,
Form:
Name
The Poet Rambles
the truth never told me a lie; if one writes a thousand poems one has a thousand poems written; everyone sees the sky as blue; Chicken Little is the only one the poet knows to...
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Categories:
funnier, dedication, life, life, poems, sky,
Form:
Free verse
When Comedians Marry
When Comedians Marry
Comics juggle three rings when they wed
On trampoline bed they start a circus
Keep gold bands on hand while thinking zany thoughts
The comic husband wears two condoms all the time
To find...
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Categories:
funnier, adventure, celebration, crazy, funny love, identity, image,
Form:
Free verse