Short Funnier Poems
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The only thing funnier than a one liner is two wise-crackers comatose.
Funny One Liner
October 9, 2016
Friend
Comforting familiarity
Lasting a lifetime
Yet even lifetimes end
Memories
Memories
Laughing uncontrollably
We should not
That makes it funnier
Hilarity
“It’s funny
What it takes
What it takes to see
To see all that which lies before your eyes
And it’s even funnier
What it takes
What it takes to recognise
Recognise what you are seeing with your eyes”
Skin as smooth as a skipping stone,
Lips like the ocean waves,
Eyes as bright as the stars above,
Hugs-oh so warm and kind,
Ears as keen as a hunters,
Jokes funnier than a joke book,
You are perfect in every way,
And I LOVE YOU... all the same
Drinking beer as a past time
It can make people funny
And instantly turn your voice
Into Bochelli at his best
Perhaps funnier than Billy
Once you have the taste
It becomes drinking at pace
For mate-ship comes with a drink.
© Paul Warren Poetry
I know a creative soul named Jan
She births laughter - it’s surely her plan
Giggles must shadow her
Her wit creates a stir
She’s funnier than most any man
Paean On Poets Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Margarita Lillico
March 26, 2022
Voyeurs
People love to watch people in accidents
Nothing is funnier than someone falling over
If it bleeds it lead's
Who doesn't relish Gossip
Unless its them that finds themselves
The butt of said Story
Because Voyeurs really don't like it
When people stare back
Funny how you figure things out as time shapes true intentions.
So, so, funny how some think you're gullible because you have aged.
Funnier still that some think you buy their stories in all their glory.
Funniest of all, I figured it all out because of a little tweety bird and his pretty cage.
The world just keeps turning-
Spin'n Me Round & Round...
On every turn, they change the script-
Always re-writing, Searching for the Sound.
And the deeper s--t gets, its gets funnier.
And the circle just keeps Spiral'n down...
I look around & realize-
I am surrounded by COMEDIANS & CLOWNS...
KC'06
She's reticent but has a gold personality
her body is covered in white flowers
they bloom everytime my eyes look
finer-looking than all models
funnier than all comedians
smarter than all geniuses
her fearless, yet glossy eyes
stare at mine
I don't desire to wake up from this dream.
Goddess...
you are a dream!
Do we blame you
or ourselves
the loop hole of the plan here
somewhere to be found
three holes of familiar im drowning in circles
dont forget the dejavous of surprises
that repeat and add on step by step
the running gag gets funnier
when the ants go marching
from we to they
to us to you
the say they are I
]who are you?
He says, “When I put My Slippers on…”
What he should have said,
“When I put my My Slippers slippers on…”
My oh my, a slippery slope…
The commercial might add:
I wake up on my My Pillow pillow
side, of the sunny, sunny-side of the bed.
Funnier still: my My Transformers transformers
are attacking my My City city -
what a nightmare!
Lloyd and Harry, two dim witted men
they made me laugh, laugh, then laugh again
with their innocent acts
slapstick, gags and wisecracks
I love this movie, well now and then.
Nowt funnier than dumb and dumber
this great film makes me laugh and blubber
so fills my mind with glee
because they are like me
I'm stupid, but a lot chubbier.
3/13/2018
contest, favorite comedy movie,
Sponsored by: Alexis Y.
Lucille (“Lucy”) Ball
Her desire for show biz fame is anything but small
Plays the wife of Ricky the Cuban drummer
How she goes about it could not be funnier.
Desi (“Ricky”) Arnaz
A full-time job reining in his kooky wife he has
Loves Lucy with all his heart
And his conniving Lucy is extremely smart!
FIRST PLACE WINNER
written September 29, 2021
especially for "Clerihew 2" poetry contest
sponsored by Joseph May
Haze
July 14th, 2012
By: Sami LaRose
I'm high and dry and dying is a trend these days
In the dark days of November is
where I'm most okay
Lost in the cold without a soul, when it is okay to be alone
It's in the summer where things get funnier
I start to run away
I hide in corners and lurk in the shadows until the sun goes away
And night time is the right time to go out and get away
It's nice in the dark, the sun is too hot for someone who's always in a haze
You, my friend, are milky white
You are the best rapper there ever will be, despite
You are a musician from Mammoth Inc.
And the music is funnier when you drink
You consider yourself "The Good Reverend"
However, never shall you be a Godsend
You are nevertheless extremely old
And with the ladies you aren't quite bold
My advice would be: stay away from cops
And likewise tobacco shops
Yet, My friend, You are the best
And I would have to say, I am truly blessed
Chicot was worn out from being humorous all the time.
He got more and more depressed the funnier he was.
The king had demanded his presence at a quarter to nine.
He sat and studied his jester suit with the bits of fuzz.
If I bomb this, they will cut my head off he thought…forthwith.
He decided to add this to his act, thinking he would gross them out.
Then they’d drag him out, and his misery would be over with.
But they loved it the best. Showed their appreciation with many a shout.