Cornelius McGillicuddy
Conservative fuddy-duddy
Though he shortened his name to Connie Mack
Neither smoked, drank ~ or cut players any slack
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Connie Mack managed the Philadelphia Athletics major
league baseball (MLB) team from 1894 - 1950.
Priest is fuddy duddy wearing clothes that are cruddy,
And we had decided to invite him to our Bible study;
Told us God,
Is not a fraud;
Now each week he has been our Bible study buddy.
Jim Horn
Am watching Nancy Pelosi interview
on MSNBC right now.
Once a fuddy-duddy frump
Weared a fulvous dress
in a conference hall
Spoke like a gallicism-
"I'm the man of hero
Don't laugh at me, fool guys
People call me stylish frump,
Ivy eyes, Jazzy and handsome
Haha! This is the first time
You are hearing me."
He was filled with hate
Marked as a haughty.
So, don't be a fuddy-duddy frump
The world isn't made of helium.
An Old Fuddy Duddy
I may be an old fuddy duddy
Putrid poem not cute but cruddy
And told to have taken a hike
My each poem surely must like.
Down ever look sad and downcast
Read poems about future and past
I have written as well as designed
With you especially being in my mind.
What else would want my poem to say
Go ahead and have a nice day (HAND)
Or maybe it might be even better yet
On Poetry Soup glad we both have met.
James Horn, Retired Veteran and Poet
When I was born I looked so funny
So my parents decided to call me Fuddy Duddy.
Fuddy Duddy was my name and I was proud!
I looked so funny I stood out in the crowd.
Then I noticed strolling about,
Everyone was talking and laughing out loud.
I looked at the people as they smiled back at me,
I asked a man, "What is wrong with Me?"
"You look like a Fuddy Duddy can't you see?"
"I am a Fuddy Duddy!" I simply replied,
The man walked off laughing, starting to cry.
As I headed home, a store caught my eye
Sitting on the shelf amazed and surprised,
People rushing in wanting to buy.
Laughing, giggling, and amused by this toy,
Wanting to purchase this Fuddy Duddy joy.
I'm the genuine Fuddy Duddy as you can see,
I am a Fuddy Duddy and proud to be me!!